Nicole Kidman
She looks, you know, totally fine and normal. As you can see, this skirt has subtle garter-belt-like detailing (and a corresponding detail that looks like...an unsnapped thong? I don't know. Are people wearing thongs that snap in place like a bodysuit – actually, forget it. Please do not answer that) which I assume is the nod to this being a fashion show for lingerie. I hope Nicole's divorce lawyer puts this payment to sensible use.
KATSEYE
All of these dresses are objectively Totally Fine, all the way up to Potentially Good. But the best thing about this photo is that it looks like the promo shot for a nighttime drama where each of these women has committed a murder she's trying to keep secret from the other ones. DRAMA!
Tate McRae
I accidentally labeled her "Tate McRage," which would be such a great Halloween costume. Ol' Tate here is not For Me but this particular outfit is exactly what a young pop star would wear to a Victoria's Secret event and thus I shall give her the Crone's Thumbs Up.
Victoria Monét
I'm weirdly fixated on how the two pieces of lace at the top of her dress do not match up correctly at ALL. But this is also obviously very on brand for this event; like, if you saw her wearing this heading out to her car, you'd be like, "what, are you going to a Victoria's Secret show?!?" and then she'd be like, "YES" and you'd feel dumb.
Maura Higgins
In which Maura just decides, "you know what? We're going total Fembot tonight." Where else, you know?
Alton Mason
This is perfect and I also would have loved to have seen a woman wear a version of it.
Charlotte Lawrence
Sure! Fine! Whatever! I'm mostly fixated on how much I can see her mom in her face here, especially around the eyes. (Her mom is Christa Miller.)
Tinashe
This says, "I kinda want to dress like an Angel but ALSO I always get cold so can I have a jacket, too?"
Lisa Rinna
This is BONKERS but Lisa has solved the "what if I get cold?" quandary really artfully, I must say.
JaNa Craig
Remember that year that everyone was dressed like Sexy Tootsie, a classification that I know many people felt was redundant? 2026 feels like the year where everyone is dressed like a Fancy Saloon Girl. Can we do Can-Can Dancer in 2027?
Megan Thee Stallion
She performed at this show, which I did not watch because I wanted to watch football instead of looking for the Victoria's Secret YouTube stream. I'm sure she was good – she always is – and, most pertinently for our purposes, she looks GREAT here. My goodness, what a bombshell!
Megan Thee Stallion
Here's your full-body shot – and proof that the lighting at this event was a little all over the place, although she looks fabulous regardless.
Esmé Creed-Miles
Meanwhile, Esmé's like, "I'm wearing trousers, okay?" She looks really chic.
Jessica