I promise that I, too, am tired of making Molly Ringwald references every time someone shows up in something pink and semi-homemade. But we could solve that problem if people stopped showing up in things that are pink and semi-homemade. This is like if the Pretty in Pink finale had a baby with a stretchy sweaterdress, then released it into the wild to raise itself. The result is a feral frock that leaned into the worst of its DNA.
“Oh, crumbs,” she’s thinking. “I should’ve had a V-8.”
It’s okay, Emily. You can crack one tomorrow while you return this to sender.
