These pants may only be six GFY years old, but they will live in our hearts and minds forever; when one makes the choice to swaddle one’s limbs in what appears to be a high-fashion version of that stuff Harry & David use to wrap pears, as if each leg is a precious Bartlett, the effort must be celebrated and never ever forgotten. (I did, however, forget that Kristen Stewart had done this with her hair, and six years hence it feels kinda rad? The end.)

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