In which Sophie Wessex takes the Royal Fashion Sweepstakes, and Princess Anne has NEVER looks so sensible. Plus, she’s hanging out with her ex-boyfriend, who is also Camilla’s ex-husband, because those circles are very incestuous indeed.

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