Our nation is grappling with many insidious problems right now, but none — NONE — are more perilous to our impressionable youth than the state of Tom Brady’s hair, which has taken a turn for the worse this week down in Brazil. It’s time we shed some light on the chronological evolution, or devolution, of this monstrous man-coif so as to try and understand where thing went wrong and what — if anything — can be done to right the ship. Come on, Fug Nation Brain Trust. America is counting on you.
Which of Tom's coifs should he cleave to?
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