Congrats to the Maygen, the winner of last week’s The Lying Game Unfug It Up iTunes giveaway! As always, it was a terribly difficult choice — y’all are hilarious. Behold, the winning entry:
Beginning mid-calf, beneath her hips they doth bloom.
She’d be better off pantsless than wearing kite-shaped pantaloons.
Congrats again, Maygen, and please check your email for details! To all the rest of you, thank you for entering and stayed tuned.