Everyone says the Covid-19 vaccine was the fastest developed in history, but they’re forgetting the treatment they gave Kate Winslet to cure her Sheers Pox, the fast-spreading condition by which one slowly starts to cover oneself in clumsily sewn netting and big spots. They zapped her with that lightning-fast and it was gone before we had time to remember it happened. Side effects were minimal but included winning an Emmy, so if she’s got any left in her fridge, she could start a bidding war for a dose.
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