Dear Nikki Reed, With all due respect -- and all that phrase entails, AHEM -- this look is like the visual definition of SHE DOTH PROTEST TOO MUCH. You're not Kristen Stewart: the Urban Outfitters-branded anti-paparazzi-riot-gear ain't necessarily. Need proof? I just wrote this
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Dear Lord, Please let this mean that Kelis has been cast in a re-boot of Clarissa Explains It All. (Kelis Explains It All is VERY catchy.) I think America -- and Canada! -- needs that now more than ever. And when Kelis begins to explain things, I hope the very first
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Daveigh Chase here was kind of brilliant on Big Love: But "brilliant" is not exactly the word I would use to describe this. I might use, oh, let's see: cracked out? Wacktacular? LEATHERTASTIC? Is there a portmanteau for the mash-up of "Guns 'n&
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Dear Alex Kingston, I love you, but you are not Helena Bonham Carter. And that's OKAY. Also: why do you currently have an American accent on Private Practice? A) that character doesn't need to be an American, B) We all know what your actual voice sounds
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Dear Solange, You didn't go out much last year. I don't know why. Maybe you were spending quality time with your little boy (with whom I once saw you at Little Dom's, a restaurant in Los Feliz. He was completely, utterly adorable. You were
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RIHANNA: I look awesome. Even with this crazy fringe! It works! JENNIFER NETTLES: MMMmmmHHHHHHHMMM! RIHANNA: Excuse me? JENNIFER: Oh, don't mind me. I'm just strutting around in my quasi-jumpsuit. I learned from Steven Tyler that, when doing that, it's imperative that you make
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I sincerely don't know what is going on here with Katie Holmes: But maybe someone should have told Katie Holmes that they re-made Alice in Wonderland just last year. That being said, if she's at a place in her career where she's trying
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Because when you are in the midst of the world's most long-expected break-up, what ELSE do you feel like doing other than moping at home, watching a Pretty Little Liars marathon? Listen, Biel, I know that when you've been on the sofa in sweats
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KIM KARDASHIAN: So...we're still doing this? AVRIL LAVIGNE: ROCKING OUT? HELL YEAH! KIM: No. THIS. AVRIL: BEING AWESOME? YOU KNOW IT. KIM: NO. THIS. AVRIL: Posing for things in order to promote them? Yes, Kim. How else do you expect to make any money? KIM: Well, technically,
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Apparently, Jessica Stroup here is appearing at the finale of something called the Asia Girls Explosion. Which is apparently a fashion show. And it also apparently PAYS A FORTUNE. [Photo by Splash]
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View the gallery You know, this may look just generically pretty to you -- which it is, if you don't know what the hell else The Cheerleader has been up to over the last week or so. I hope you took your iron supplements because you're going
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I just want someone to explain to me WHY Daphne Zuniga is at the Oscars: Actually, hold the phone. Do I really care? If I stand for anything is it not that I am fervently in favor of more Melrose Place alums, everywhere? Would I complain if Dr Michael Mancini
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Okay. I've decided that Juliette Lewis is actually TWINS: This is the good twin -- the Elizabeth Wakefield, if you will. Well-groomed, charming-looking, BEAUTIFULLY-dressed, the person to whom you'd happily entrust the care of your children -- responsible, mature, beautiful Juliette Lewis. THIS is the
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View the gallery This face says, "Oh, you want me to get out of the car? You want to see what I'm wearing? Are you sure? Because you can't take it back. Once you see it, you can't un-see it. There is
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When I squawked to Jessica that she NEEDED to see what Sarah Drew wore to this movie premiere, she took one look at it and frowned and said, "I think she's WEARING it wrong." At which we then laughed, "Which thing?" I mean, HONEY.
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