Let's lead with the good news: Miley got a haircut/got her extensions of doom taken out, and she looks great. Right? It's so healthy and sassy like that. And it makes sense: She's about to hit up a lot of Hunger Games premieres
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View the gallery You know, usually the Grammys make me feel young, because the Grammys themselves are usually SUPER old. Like, they were advertising it all over Los Angeles via a huge poster of Paul McCartney and while of course I love to dance around my living room to "
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Well, that's it. I'm officially too old for the Grammys.
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View the gallery This music awards show in France always yields the crazy, but MY LORD, this year it came with an extra level of NSFW. I had to bury The Outfit on slide #5 or 6 so that it wouldn't show up on the homepage. Plus, I
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View the gallery This probably would have been a Well Played, had she just chopped off her legs at the ankles and trotted around like a double peg-legged pirate. What, you think I'm exaggerating? Maybe. But the shoes she chose were the footwear equivalent of bloody stumps,
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View the gallery Shailene had been doing pretty well in the runup to the Globes. She picked a bad night to stumble into a puddle of yawn. Maybe that's why she changed into those nutty shoes at the afterparty: wet feet. [Photos: Getty]
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Gross. I'm sorry, but I'm so impatient with something this terrible and embarrassing. You know how it gets obnoxious when Lady Gaga swoops in wearing an ovum and steals the red carpet away from every single other person who was excited to attend the Grammys? That&
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View the gallery It's a good thing Anne Heche has already written a book named Call Me Crazy, because that means she's probably okay with it if I apply that adjective to this outfit. Not that this is wackadoo on a Minaj level or in Gagaland,
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Considering how wacky Fergie's been looking lately, this feels like a victory: There truly is no better time to go out wearing what looks like the skin of a gold lamé reptile than New Year's Eve and I am absolutely not being sarcastic about that: This
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I don't know if Selena Gomez is really SELLING this here: I feel like she's all, "whatever. Beige. Ruffles. Purse handle straps. Yada. It's fine. I was in a hospital last week for symptoms that totally sounded like a migraine -- terrible headache and
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Hey, remember Miley Cyrus? I apologize if you'd wanted to forget all about her, but if I have to look at her wearing Baby's First Grungewear shirt, so do you. SHARING IS CARING. [Photo by Splash]
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Aw. MEMORIES. This is the first time in a while Katie Holmes reminds me of the Katie Holmes of yore, back when she was a cute starlet and not Mrs. Cruise, Preternaturally Shiny Object of Couch-Hopping Lust. Jessica and I couldn't muster too much more for this
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View the gallery The dress looks like it's probably really pretty. The blazer seems chic. The shoes are trendy. Charlize is... Charlize. Other than the fact that I REALLY wish this event had not chosen a black backdrop for all its photos, because I find it very freaky,
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Unfortunately, Ewan McGregor was a few days too late for my Man Hair slideshow... ... and SEVERAL dollars short of buying some clippers, it seems. Ewan, I'm so sorry, but Edward Cullen doesn't have a biological father at this point. Speaking of the undead: HE'S
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Nice try, LeAnn, but: Girl, please. If we didn't care about you before you and Eddie Cibrian cheated together on your spouses, and we didn't care about you after your divorces, and we didn't care about you once you finally admitted that yes indeed
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