So, yesterday, I almost ascribed Eva Longoria's peekaboo outfit to some pre-Cannes crazy, until I remembered she does that a lot. But maybe I spoke too soon. CLEARLY, the poor girl has Cannes Fever. I hear the prescription for that is more cowbell, but I'm
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I'm not sure how else to say this except: At the Australian Star Trek premiere, this... is a thing that actually happened. It's like she's wearing the break in the changing-room curtain -- you know, when it doesn't pull cleanly to the
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So, you know how we're always saying, "Nice slinky dress, Kristen, but would it KILL YOU to wear a COLOR?" I think she may be flipping us off here. [Photo: Getty]
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Evidently, Calzedonia is an Italian lingerie company, so this event was their equivalent of the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. But everyone seems to have been mightily confused about the dress code. Ke$ha wore some sideboob, as we saw in the previous post (whoops -- due to a technical
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View the gallery We have featured Brynne Edelsten before, but if you need a primer: She's the cheerful Ameristralian (Oklahoma-born; wed to an Australian medical magnate) who overtans, underdresses, has a reality show called My Bedazzled Life, had Jason Alexander narrate her wedding DVD despite the fact
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I literally do not even have words for how much I hate this. What is stronger than, "this don't impress me much"? It is so weird. First of all, it's possible that Shania Twain is the only person in America still wearing stretchy thigh-
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WORDS, y'all. Pants WHAT? Bodice HUH? Flares HMM? Tan HEH? Fit REALLY? Highlights ARE YOU SURE? It's the fashion equivalent of chronic uptalking. [Photo: Getty]
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Remember that time Mischa Barton got a stylist and started dressing so much better? Because I'm not sure SHE does. Or maybe she is just feeling deeply left out of the Fug Madness fray and wants 2014 to be her year. This vomitous nightie is a splendid beginning.
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I know, I know. This is Jenna Jameson. I know where the bar has been set. But that doesn't mean she doesn't have the initiative to find that tiny space beneath it and make it her home. [Photo: WENN]
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View the gallery Oh, Lady Timberbiel. You think you're so fashion-forward, but instead, you are ass-backwards. [Photos: Splash]
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View the gallery Dear Rihanna, When we said LOOK INTO PANTS, we didn't mean PANTS PLURAL. [Photos: PacCoastNews]
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View the gallery He's just messing with us. He HAS to be messing with us. Right? Otherwise, I'm concerned those pants mean he never grew out of messing his diaper. [Photos: Fame/Flynet]
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View the gallery Did anyone bring a speculum? Because she might as well get her annual, as long as everything is out and ready. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery We need to talk about Renee. [Photos: Getty]
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I am sure this is promotional in nature, but I don't know (nor does Steven Tyler, apparently), and frankly, I don't care. If Jim Carrey is officially the Thomas Jane of 2013, then I am BACK IN, baby. [Photo: Getty]
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