Lady Gaga has been back on the radar for, like, an hour, and I'm ALREADY OVER HER again. And I was JUST thinking to myself how nice it is that she'd been doing some photos and whatnot looking more like her natural self. I was referring
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I will not pull this punch: Anna Camp's outfit might be the worst thing that has ever happened, and yes, I say that KNOWING we have already looked at what Ashley Benson wore. She looks like the Big Top at Princess Sparklepony's Fantasy Twinkle Circus On
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Often, my favorite red carpet photos are the ones where the subject is caught in transition. This one says, "I've made a huge mistake." I call it Pensive Starlet, Wearing Her Junk Drawer. Let's see if a sultry smile sells it: Nope, still puts
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Welcome to another future band name: Piper Perabo's Deadly Shorts. From the waist up, she's Nellie Oleson; from waist to knee, she's riding in the Tour de Pants, a grueling bike race in which athletes are asked to compete wearing the most awkward, ill-
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I almost want to just present this without comment: At least she's wearing sensible shoes, am I right? [Photo: Pac Coast News]
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View the gallery Back when she was wearing lips on her chest, I really thought Leona Lewis had the makings of a Fug Madness star -- but she's been pretty silent since then. Ergo, imagine my glee at seeing her perform in a giant fringed robe befitting the high
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Okay, what do we think is going on with Jennifer Lawrence? a) Dior is tired of everyone complaining that its stylists are giving her the dullest or worst-fitting stuff, so someone over there said, "You want EXCITEMENT? FINE. TAKE OUR DRUNK SHIRT AND SKIRT-LEG"; b) Jennifer
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Stella McCartney designed this, which is clearly her ideal of what prison jumpsuits should look like. And the first person to wear it should have BEEN Stella, in that prison, paying for her many crimes -- which include the existence of this pleated, unflattering, human-crosswalk atrocity. Somebody at least turn
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To bastardize my own Twitter joke from the other day: NOOP, GOOP. NOOOOOOOP. That. Is. Heinous. It's a glorified satin dickey that looks like it was made partially out of ruffled tennis underpants. Is it even finished? Are those special deodorizing armpit valances, soon to be sold exclusively
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Words I traditionally associate with Laura Linney: talented, lovely, classy, warm, OMGIGNOREYOURPHONETHATGUYWANTSTOSLEEPWITHYOU (just TRY not saying that, all in one piece, while watching Love, Actually). Words I do not traditionally associate with Laura Linney: Yikes, oof, schoolmarm, NOOOOOO, pinafore, crazyshitasticalblouse, smock, shirtvomit. Thanks, Thursday, for giving me a new experience.
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View the gallery It's time to montage some of these people -- we have a Swedish royal wedding to get to, people. [Photos: Getty, WENN]
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Okay, I'm sorry -- I know Sarah Jessica Parker is just out picking up her daughter from school, but I can't ignore this. Lady, you are FORTY-EIGHT YEARS OLD. Not four, nor eighty-four, which are about the only two ages when you can get a
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Dear strenuously quirky UK recording artist Eliza Doolittle: You never, ever want to wear a satin jumpsuit that can be described as, "Kind of like that Elizabeth Hurley safety-pin dress, only uglier and less tasteful." Sincerely, Heather P.S. Please never again make me wonder if "
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View the gallery As more and more pictures rolled in, I finally snapped and e-mailed Jessica, "EVERYONE NAKED AND DUMB AT THIS THING." [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery Because it's just not Cannes without a near-vaginal experience. [Photos: Getty]
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