Who could this tall, gorgeous drink of water be? (Pretend you didn't just read the title of this post.) This is unexpectedly glamorous for SWINTON. I mean, she is a glamorous life-form, but that glamour often translates to her wearing, you know, sculptural Hefty bags and giant
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Hey y'all! Okay, first of all, y'all, don't even ask me what's going on with Jason's hair because I don't know. I think he saw how good my extensions are looking -- aren't y'all SO
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View the gallery Uma Thurman is one of those celebrities that you didn't really realize you missed until she showed up somewhere (in this case, Cannes) looking AWESOME and then you were all, "oh, RIGHT. She can turn it on when she has to. I wish she&
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I went through so many pictures of this photo call, trying to find one where McAdams here isn't posing with her hands on her hips. This was the best I could find: Girl, when you've got do-dads on your hips, you don't want
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I am totally in favor of this: I mean the couple, but I guess it's also true for the dress. Sometimes -- especially after a couple of weeks encompassing: Royal Weddings, Kentucky Derbys, and Met Balls -- LESS REALLY IS MORE.
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Ciara is not someone on whom I generally rely for restraint. Needless to say, this shocked the pants off me. Had I been holding a sandwich -- and in retrospect, why on Earth wasn't I? -- it would've clattered out of my hand (so, good thing I wasn&
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I don't know, you guys. I kind of love Amy Poehler here: I mean, I love Amy Poehler in general -- Parks and Rec is on A ROLL right now, even if I always accidentally type it as Pacs and Reck, because I am an idiot -- but for me,
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I've decided I really like Hayley Atwell. I don't know why. Maybe because she has a pretty accent, or because she's friends with Emma Thompson, or because she wore this simple but groovy orange dress with leather panels on the side, or because she&
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I might be getting tapped out on the Met Ball, to the point where I need to communicate solely in one word ejaculations. SHINY! SPARKLES! SEXY! In all seriousness, though, I like this -- it's not very DRAMATIC in the way that everything else at the Met Gala is
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Well, Dakota Fanning back there thinks this dress is HILARIOUS. But me? I think it's kind of great. I can't shake the feeling that I've SEEN IT already - and I'm worried that where I've seen that pattern was on a
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I know this is SUPREMELY simple, but I think it was one of my favorites of the night: As I said on NY Mag, after seeing so many people trot past wearing, like, bananas tied to their armpits with ruffles coming out of the face, it was so RELAXING to
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Let's do a quick recap of Madonna at her last few major parties: the Oscars this year, and the 2009 Met Ball. Suffice to say that if ANYONE truly could not be trusted on this night to restrain herself from total transparency, it was Madge. So I didn&
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Honestly, although I don't understand what's happening between her breasts -- surely, if that's a fancy clasp simply to hold her boob curtains closed, it might have been easier to dispense with the concept of boob-curtains all together, in favor of something we call
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View the gallery My day might have ended -- at least mentally -- once I went to bed at 9 a.m. Friday morning, but William and Catherine "Kate Middleton" Cambridge Carrickfergus Etc. went on to a few post-wedding shindigs (if only Harry's Best Man toast would
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View the gallery As I write, I have not yet slept, but I don't think my judgment is impaired: Kate Middleton -- who will, for better or worse, always be Kate Middleton to me -- looked utterly, utterly stunning. I can't imagine a higher-pressure situation, and she
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