RACHEL: So this is it. We're here. Posing. As a couple. DANIEL: Next it will be raining bullfrogs. RACHEL: How are we doing, do you think? DANIEL: Well, you are beautiful, obviously. And your figure is resplendent. RACHEL: Smooth talker. My dress isn't a bit much,
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View the gallery Bless Rooney Mara for taking on this Girl With a Dragon Tattoo press tour with such verve. If nothing else, she's giving us something to talk about. Let's see what she wore in Spain. [Photo: Getty]
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Rooney Mara certainly doesn't like to wear color, does she? Luckily, there's some good news here: A) she HAS started wearing color on her face, which means she doesn't look washed out. And that red lipstick is perfect. I am always on the lookout
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Who knew? Mischa Barton works so much better as a WWII beach babe pin-up girl than...well, almost anything else she's tried. [Photo: Splash]
Read moreView the gallery Is there a better way to slide back into a new year than admiring people's hats? The answer is yes, but it involves gin. Let's START with hats and ratchet up to booze if we still need it. We'll be back
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In case you're wondering how to bounce back from THE WORST JUMPSUIT IN THE WORLD: This dress seems like a pretty good place to start.
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And somewhere, Megan Fox realized that she'd become replaceable in the "Super Hot Girl Starring in Giant Summer Blockbuster in Which Things Blow Up" category. And, probably, promptly decided she didn't really care.
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View the gallery I am beginning to feel like a tabloid's Body Language Expert, given how much time I spend examining these two. Let's take a looksee at what they wore yesterday to Wimbledon. [Photos: Pac Coast News]
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View the gallery I feel like I haven't seen hide nor hair of Megan Fox all summer, which is a weird and unusual feeling given that we all know there's another (sure-to-be-horrible) Transformers coming out. Do you think she's sitting on
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Aw. MEMORIES. This is the first time in a while Katie Holmes reminds me of the Katie Holmes of yore, back when she was a cute starlet and not Mrs. Cruise, Preternaturally Shiny Object of Couch-Hopping Lust. Jessica and I couldn't muster too much more for this
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I mean, right? I think this might be, gulp, kind of good. What has happened? Where are the ruffles, the sheer layers, the trousers that make her look like she's kneeless and waddling? Are you listening to us, Fabiola? WHY ARE YOU LISTENING TO US? WHY WOULD YOU
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Back in the day, we used to get a lot of hysterical mail from fans of people we'd featured on the site, accusing us of being haters because we're, in the infamous words of the Internet, "JUST JEALOUS!!!11!!?!?!!!!1111." But the truth is,
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Let's just all stop and remember this. And then let's pour some out on the curb for that sad and depressed look, because YAY: So cute. She likes that ladylike vintage look, so this fits the bill, and her hair is cute and she's
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View the gallery The Duchess of Cambridge -- Katie No More Waity -- was BUSY these last few weeks. Seems like the honeymoon ends, and girlfriend had to go right to work, showing up places in hats and making people enjoy Monarchy-Watching once more. I have great sympathy for anyone whose
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And so it is: The Earth rotates, Diet Coke tastes delicious, Intern George blows off work, and Edie Falco looks pretty at an awards show. In fact, the only shocker was that she didn't win -- isn't it written into law in this nation that she takes
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