Okay, let's just say what we're all thinking: Krystal Carrington TOTALLY wore this to some charitable function held at Chez Carrington, where she was just trying to raise awareness about sad angel clowns or whatever but ended up getting derailed by something terrible (slash awesome) that
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If I had told you Jennifer Aniston would be a welcome hit of color at the Academy Awards, you most likely would've patted me on the head and told me my crystal ball was actually just a baseball, or something. And yet, here we are. Aniston is not
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View the gallery Damn, Stacy. Turns out it's the second awards season with Intern George that pays the greatest dividends. [Photos: Getty]
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This might have been my favorite look of the night. You may not have won Best Actress, Naomi, but you are in a very tight race for Best Dressed: It is unusual that you will find me calling something futuristic and weird and amazing, but here we are. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery Dear Universe, thank you for seeing to the fact that no matter what happens the other 364 days a year, Jessica Chastain BRINGS IT to the Oscars. I love this. She looks perfect. [Photos: Getty]
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Can we examine again how fantastic her head is? Great makeup -- particularly the lip -- and her hair looks amazing, and this whole thing is basically making me re-examine my life to see if I can turn into this without resorting to surgery. In this close-up the dress is
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View the gallery It's the legitimate debut of Ye Olde Royal Bumpe. [Photos: WENN]
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View the gallery I am a little worried about Emma Stone right now. Not because she doesn't look good -- she always looks cute, and this dress is charming -- but because I think Nic Cage might try and eat her. [Photos: Getty]
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Something about this dress feels very va-va-voomy for Rachel Weisz. But not in a bad way. In fact, I think she might look pretty spectacular. Remember when Kate Winslet wore that one red dress to the Oscars that made everyone sit up and take notice? Well, not that
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This is not normally a color of which I approve, and yet I am going to approve of this. Hang on to your hats and glasses: That's also a length that I think is hard to wear, and yet I appreciate how she is wearing it. In short,
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She is the cutest. When I was sixteen -- well, wait. When I was sixteen, it was the previous century and we were all very invested in looking like we didn't give a shit, even though obviously we very much did. But I think it's safe to
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And so my mercurial relationship with Stella McCartney continues. Well, it's not ENTIRELY mercurial. It's more... lots of lows, interrupted by occasional confusing highs like this. I think Kate looks spectacular in it. In fact, maybe it's Stella attempting to rectify that horrid rodeo-
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View the gallery I celebrate you, Kelly. [Photos: Getty]
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Let's start with the good news: This dress hugs her correctly and is super cheerful, which I appreciate. Minor nit: I think she needed a stronger lip with this color -- we've established that some form of dark red usually helps the canary-yellow dress sing, and
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View the gallery Katy Perry read CBS's wardrobe guidelines and realized that while they forbade under- and side-boob, no one said she couldn't whip out plenty of TOP boob. She also bought out: John Mayer in velvet, her friend (?) Allison Williams, and a whole bunch
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