I was going to nitpick the lack of necklace until I remembered that the awesome earrings were actually more visible from other angles. Maybe she could've done a funkier bracelet as well, but anything too insane and it might've drawn too far away from the classic
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View the gallery Usually, these suckers freak me out and make me wonder why the actual person doesn't slap the bejeesus out of ol' Madame with a lawsuit. But this one is quite eerily good. [Photos: Fame/Flynet]
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View the gallery Chloe Sevigny, I have missed you. [Photos: Getty]
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I think I like this in concept more than I do in execution: Listen, I LOVE a sassy colorful day dress. I love them. I am obsessed with them, and that is as a woman who hardly ever really leaves the house. So I am all about this if we&
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View the gallery My personal confession is that I hardly ever watch the gala skates. Are you BATTLING FOR DOMINANCE? Then I don't care. (Also, I hate skating to music with vocals, which means my life is going to become very difficult, as rumor has it they'
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View the gallery At last! The so-called marquee event of the Olympics, as full of DRAMA and FALLS and TIGHTS MALFUNCTIONS and SUSPICIONS OF RIGGING. Did you want to talk about the pairs? We can do that. Do you have a burning desire to weigh in on the drama
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View the gallery In which you will see both the medalists, and a variety of people that I felt you needed to witness in order to live a full and complete life. We've already covered the pairs, and the men's competition, and all the Americans were
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View the gallery In which I say aloud to the TV, "BRIAN JOUBERT IS STILL ALIVE?!" As I mentioned in my post about the pairs, I got tired of waiting to bring you SKATING SKATING SKATING, so we're breaking this out into a whole bunch of
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View the gallery JOAN COLLINS IS INVOLVED. I'm pretty sure you guys understand what this means to me. It's the best thing ever. Kate appears to be having a really good time, too. I can only imagine she asked her for tips in case there comes
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Okay, nobody is wearing bracelets anymore, apparently. Is there a devastating bangle shortage in Hollywood? Do we need to throw a benefit concert at which The Bangles will play, bewailing the near-extinct wrist jewelry and the cruel anti-arm movement that has extinguished it? Will they sing "Walk
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The Downton ladies do love their Erdem. And with good reason. Despite the fact that it anagrams to merde, that is perfect on her. It NABs (technically that should be just NAB, because it'd just be "Needs A Bracelet," but I've decided that with
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Let's award points for the color. I am then going to retract said points for the torso triangle, the bandaged effect around it, and all the little fangs hanging off her waistband -- perhaps they are icicles, in an ode to the polar vortex -- as well as for the
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Before you ask, it does not appear that Idris Elba was at this event, which is obviously a brutal tragedy for anyone with eyes. However, Naomie Harris's dress was pretty easy on them: The color story here -- wow, can you tell we were just at Fashion Week? I
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My favorite look from last year's BAFTAs was Burberry, and so is this very nifty one: It's slithery and serpentine and sexy and fabulous, and I wish it were in my life. If I can't wear the dress, I could at least tile my
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I LOVE this picture: First of all, I always love her hair like this. Second, I appreciate that she's giving the photo pit some props -- at least, it looks like she's saying, "no, no, event photographers, it is you who are really working it. YOU.
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