Go Fug Yourself https://www.gofugyourself.com Because Fugly Is The New Pretty Sun, 09 Aug 2026 17:06:22 +0000 en-US hourly 1 Gwen Stefani Finishes The Voice In Predictable Style https://www.gofugyourself.com/gwen-stefani-finishes-the-voice-in-predictable-style-12-2020 https://www.gofugyourself.com/gwen-stefani-finishes-the-voice-in-predictable-style-12-2020#comments Thu, 17 Dec 2020 17:00:27 -0800 https://www.gofugyourself.com/?p=1273382 It's sheer, and it's wacky.

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]]> https://www.gofugyourself.com/gwen-stefani-finishes-the-voice-in-predictable-style-12-2020/feed 32 If I Could Turn Back Fug (With An Assist From Christina Fuguilera) https://www.gofugyourself.com/if-i-could-turn-back-fug-with-an-assist-from-christina-fuguilera-06-2013 https://www.gofugyourself.com/if-i-could-turn-back-fug-with-an-assist-from-christina-fuguilera-06-2013#comments Thu, 20 Jun 2013 16:00:49 -0700 http://gofugyourself.com/?p=838431 Y'all, I know there's some kind of cosmic rule about not fugging Cher because she's Cher, but... I am about to fug the hell out of Cher.

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]]> https://www.gofugyourself.com/if-i-could-turn-back-fug-with-an-assist-from-christina-fuguilera-06-2013/feed 42 Fug the Finale: The Voice https://www.gofugyourself.com/fug-the-finale-the-voice-05-2012 https://www.gofugyourself.com/fug-the-finale-the-voice-05-2012#comments Mon, 14 May 2012 15:00:35 -0700 http://gofugyourself.com/?p=594081 The weird subplot of this whole season was Christina Aguilera Refuses To Give Whole-Hearted Props To The Contestant Who Was On Mickey Mouse Club With Her. She would say things like, "You have a great voice... I mean, you're kind of one-note, but, you know, it was a nice job." I can't figure out why.

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]]> https://www.gofugyourself.com/fug-the-finale-the-voice-05-2012/feed 39 Fug the Show: The Voice, nearing the home stretch https://www.gofugyourself.com/fug-the-show-the-voice-nearing-the-home-stretch-05-2012 https://www.gofugyourself.com/fug-the-show-the-voice-nearing-the-home-stretch-05-2012#comments Thu, 03 May 2012 16:00:06 -0700 http://gofugyourself.com/?p=587821 It had to happen eventually. There's only so many times Christina could keep it sedate before her sanity got a pimple. Also: Cee Lo wears atomic gnashers. No, really.

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]]> https://www.gofugyourself.com/fug-the-show-the-voice-nearing-the-home-stretch-05-2012/feed 28 Fug the Show: The Voice, episode something https://www.gofugyourself.com/fug-the-show-the-voice-episode-something-04-2012 https://www.gofugyourself.com/fug-the-show-the-voice-episode-something-04-2012#comments Fri, 20 Apr 2012 19:00:13 -0700 http://gofugyourself.com/?p=582891 There is just something really poetic about a man in a hat with chains on it relentlessly cuddling his cat. I keep expecting one of these interviews ending in the cat offering an opinion, possibly in Liza Minnelli's voice. Just because. Also: bonus Bieber (if such a thing is considered a bonus) and Christina in…

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]]> https://www.gofugyourself.com/fug-the-show-the-voice-episode-something-04-2012/feed 26 Fug the Show: The Voice https://www.gofugyourself.com/fug-the-show-the-voice-04-2012 https://www.gofugyourself.com/fug-the-show-the-voice-04-2012#comments Thu, 05 Apr 2012 21:00:28 -0700 http://gofugyourself.com/?p=575702 Let's put it this way: Before DirecTV settled with Tribune and gave back my CW feed in time for One Tree Hill, I was contemplating finding Christina to see if her head was picking up the channel.

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]]> https://www.gofugyourself.com/fug-the-show-the-voice-04-2012/feed 35 Fug The Show: The Voice, blind auditions #2 https://www.gofugyourself.com/fug-the-show-the-voice-blind-auditions-2-02-2012 https://www.gofugyourself.com/fug-the-show-the-voice-blind-auditions-2-02-2012#comments Tue, 07 Feb 2012 15:00:36 -0800 http://gofugyourself.com/?p=533701 Well, apparently in addition to Idol, I'm going to have to watch The Voice now. But this is where I draw the line. Do your worst this summer on America's Got Talent, Howard Stern. Feathered underpants? Nipple shields made of Duracell? LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

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