I have never listened to a single note sung by The Band Perry, but every time I see them on the red carpet, I end up clapping with glee. Left Perry up there is now working David Spade's old hair but in Justin Bieber's old hair
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I feel like the Dudes Perry here are like, "WE HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS. DISAVOW!" "We're just the, uh, manbunned maitre d' and the, er, the valet...who ripped his pants because he got dragged behind one of the cars for a
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View the gallery I did not watch the CMAs -- technically, I was out of the house, but also I don't care about the CMAs and I need to save my Awards Show Energy for the insanity that awaits us all in January and February -- but I heard that
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View the gallery This was billed as celebrating the best pop-culture moments of the last 25 years. With all due respect to Empire, focusing the TV side exclusively on it and the work of Ryan Murphy -- over TWENTY FIVE YEARS; where is Lost, y'all? And did Josh
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I cannot tell you how long I stared at this, trying to decide if Kimberly Perry is wearing a skin belt, or just a light leather cummerbund. I am PRETTY sure it's the former, because I think I can see Shades of Navel poking out. But it'
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View the gallery I'd like to thank such a larger percentage of the attendees of this event for choosing a pattern. It's so cheerful!
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View the gallery Joan Collins, our patron saint, getting it done as usual. With bonus Jackie! [Photos: Getty, Fame/Flynet]
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View the gallery SHINY! (As ever with these themed round-ups, if you think we missed someone, we probably covered them in their own post below. Like Gaga!) [Photos: INF]
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View the gallery Instead of my usual placeholder text of "WORDS," maybe I should just write, "DUDES" for this one. Oh, look. I just did. [Photos: INF]
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View the gallery Also known as The Lightbox Purge. We've got too much too tackle to let this thing drag on too long! Anne Hathaway is going places! Dior is throwing parties! We've got to keep this train on the rails! [Photos: Splash, AKM/GSI]
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View the gallery The CMAs are tonight, so sure, why not stick YET ANOTHER random-ass country-music awards thingamy the night before? [Photos: Splash]
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I'm thinking of this one as The Battle of Dresses That Look Like Photoshop Effects. This one is Shatter, or maybe Stained Glass. It looks like some keenly chosen mouse clicks broke the black fabric into pieces. I might not mind it except that I don't
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View the gallery Gotta love a Hump Day awards show. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery As more and more pictures rolled in, I finally snapped and e-mailed Jessica, "EVERYONE NAKED AND DUMB AT THIS THING." [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery I feel like there are more awards shows for country music than there are Duane Reades in New York; there is seemingly a gala every week. I've never even heard of this one! At first, I automatically translated it as the Body Mass Index Country
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