FUG NATION. Prepare for a truly abhorrent artistic endeavor. I'm here for you in the difficult time ahead. Are you ready? Behold: Wax Selena Gomez. IT'S ROTTEN. The face somehow looks like Judy Garland, in a way that's an insult to Judy Garland. The
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View the gallery I have what I consider a healthy skepticism of all of these, with the possible exception of Selena Gomez -- but then, she's not even TRYING to get my goat. What's wrong with my goat, huh, Selena? Picky, picky. [Photos: Fame/Flynet]
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I love the name of the event she showed up to, given all the rumors about how weird and contentious her whole Bieber relationship saga was. But the outfit makes it look like Behaving Badly should be the name of some new Bravo reality show she's promoting, given
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Part of me thinks she's working the slouchy high-low aspects of this dress. And part of me thinks the toga side looks cheap and hugs her strangely, while the glittery part needs a good hoik and a reality check about how sometimes the door is ajar, and
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View the gallery In case you missed it, we covered part of this Selena Gomez Italian Jaunt over the weekend, but I think I've saved the CRAZIEST for today. I hope you had a sustaining breakfast. [Photo: AKM/GSI, Splash, Fame/Flynet]
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I seriously think Selena is wearing something from Vanessa Hudgens's new line of resort wear: I mean, right? (I also secretly think it's kind of cute. I mean, it's crazy. But it's also cute. Don't tell anyone I said that.
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I was just talking to someone the other day about how Selena Gomez is ALLEGEDLY back together with The Biebs, and how the fact that Taylor Swift ALLEGEDLY friend-broke-up with Selena over her continued back and forth with Our Prince of the Diaper Drawers is points in Taylor&
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View the gallery Some of these are more successful than others. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery In short, a variety of very famous people didn't walk the red carpet at this thing. Is everyone avoiding Giuliana?!? [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery Otherwise known as Free People Fashion Week, and starring such luminaries as Vanessa Hudgens, Beyonce, Solange, Lorde, Jared Leto, Kellan Lutz, Kate Bosworth, and the Jenner girls and the Willis girls in some truly hideous things. Speaking of: This was the second Coachella photo I saw. And
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I don't really know what to make of this. My first wish is that it were a bit longer and a dress, rather than a tunic over shorts. My second wish might be for a different sleeve length. My third wish: that the trim and the photo-pattern
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New couple alert: This will obviously upset Justin Bieber's apple cart, as he Instagrammed Internet photos of Selena in this dress along with schmoopy sentiments about what a goddess she is, because clearly he thinks they would still be a good idea even though the Greek chorus that
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View the gallery How do I hate this? Let me count the ways: 1) A lot; 2) SO MUCH; 3) FLAMES. ON THE SIDE OF MY FACE. And so forth. [Photos: WENN]
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I remember when high-waisted jeans came back around in, what, 2005? And I was screaming myself hoarse about the crimes they commit against a person's groin. They are a pelvic prison. And then they disappeared. AND THEN. Selena Gomez has found a pair, and wore them to
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So, I was in St. Louis for like 36 hours this weekend and because I'm a classy broad, when I was at the St. Louis airport I decided to read Star while I waited for my chopped salad at the Chilis To Go. And it had this whole
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