Go Fug Yourself https://www.gofugyourself.com Because Fugly Is The New Pretty Tue, 14 Apr 2026 19:00:19 +0000 en-US hourly 1 Royally Played: Wills and Kate and George and Charlotte Say Goodbye to Canada https://www.gofugyourself.com/royally-played-wills-and-kate-and-george-and-charlotte-canada-farewell-10-2016 https://www.gofugyourself.com/royally-played-wills-and-kate-and-george-and-charlotte-canada-farewell-10-2016#comments Sun, 02 Oct 2016 00:00:54 -0700 http://www.gofugyourself.com/?p=1117229 First of all: At the first event of the day, Kate wore patterned shoes. I think I speak for all of us when I say: !!!!  (They're by J Crew, which I knew immediately because I considered buying them last week before deciding that this heel is too short for me and will make me…

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]]> https://www.gofugyourself.com/royally-played-wills-and-kate-and-george-and-charlotte-canada-farewell-10-2016/feed 113 Royally Played: Wills and Kate (in Smythe) Visit Canada, Day Seven https://www.gofugyourself.com/royally-played-wills-and-kate-in-smythe-visit-canada-day-seven-09-2016 https://www.gofugyourself.com/royally-played-wills-and-kate-in-smythe-visit-canada-day-seven-09-2016#comments Sat, 01 Oct 2016 00:24:49 -0700 http://www.gofugyourself.com/?p=1117222 Today's events are totally entertaining. Canada has made Kate handle a raw fish -- she is a good sport about it! -- and also canoe, which she apparently found delightful. This is like the time I had to go on Outward Bound, except I was not a good sport and did not look delighted during…

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]]> https://www.gofugyourself.com/royally-played-wills-and-kate-in-smythe-visit-canada-day-seven-09-2016/feed 94 Royally Played: Wills & Kate & George & Charlotte Take Canada, Day Six https://www.gofugyourself.com/royally-played-wills-kate-george-charlotte-take-canada-day-six-09-2016 https://www.gofugyourself.com/royally-played-wills-kate-george-charlotte-take-canada-day-six-09-2016#comments Thu, 29 Sep 2016 21:00:33 -0700 http://www.gofugyourself.com/?p=1116992 So, this engagement was super cute. Not surprisingly. George seemed....DOUBTFUL about much of the event. I'm sure Prince NoodleCheeks SweetieFace spends a lot of time thinking, "Why are all these weirdos STARING at me?" Charlotte, on the other hand, was mostly deeply focused on balloons, which also seems totally apt. Balloons are neat. She does,…

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]]> https://www.gofugyourself.com/royally-played-wills-kate-george-charlotte-take-canada-day-six-09-2016/feed 205 Royally Played: Wills and Kate (in Carolina Herrera) Take Canada, Day Five https://www.gofugyourself.com/royally-played-wills-and-kate-in-carolina-herrera-take-canada-day-five-09-2016 https://www.gofugyourself.com/royally-played-wills-and-kate-in-carolina-herrera-take-canada-day-five-09-2016#comments Wed, 28 Sep 2016 22:00:03 -0700 http://www.gofugyourself.com/?p=1116917 Oh, you guys! This is the trip that just keeps on giving. Today alone brought so much more handsiness, continued interesting shoes (including really cute cowboy boots!), some coat porn, yet more deeply adorable Canadian children, and Kate in a wine cardigan. I can ask for nothing more. I will also note, though, that this…

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]]> https://www.gofugyourself.com/royally-played-wills-and-kate-in-carolina-herrera-take-canada-day-five-09-2016/feed 151 Royally Played: Wills and Kate (in Hobbs) Take Canada, Day Four, Part Two https://www.gofugyourself.com/royally-played-wills-and-kate-in-hobbs-take-canada-day-four-part-two-09-2016 https://www.gofugyourself.com/royally-played-wills-and-kate-in-hobbs-take-canada-day-four-part-two-09-2016#comments Wed, 28 Sep 2016 05:00:56 -0700 http://www.gofugyourself.com/?p=1116842 This is sincerely a "Part Two," in that we didn't really get a full wardrobe change from events earlier -- as far as we know. As far as WE can tell, everyone just put a coat on (it was 42 degrees Farenheit at this event, which is, to my Los Angeleno mind, COLD). I mean,…

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]]> https://www.gofugyourself.com/royally-played-wills-and-kate-in-hobbs-take-canada-day-four-part-two-09-2016/feed 115 Royally Played: Wills and Kate (in Dolce & Gabbana) Take Canada, Day Four, Part One https://www.gofugyourself.com/royally-played-wills-and-kate-in-dolce-gabbana-take-canada-day-four-part-one-09-2016 https://www.gofugyourself.com/royally-played-wills-and-kate-in-dolce-gabbana-take-canada-day-four-part-one-09-2016#comments Tue, 27 Sep 2016 22:40:36 -0700 http://www.gofugyourself.com/?p=1116840 You guys! I had one brief shining moment where I thought that Kate's shoes were metallic. It was a mere trick of the light, sadly -- we have returned to the land of the Beige Shoe. Regardless, we also have volleyball and wine, which are a consistently winning pairing in my book, and this dress…

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]]> https://www.gofugyourself.com/royally-played-wills-and-kate-in-dolce-gabbana-take-canada-day-four-part-one-09-2016/feed 128 Royally Played: Wills and Kate (in Preen) Take Canada, Day Three, Part Two https://www.gofugyourself.com/royally-played-wills-and-kate-in-preen-take-canada-day-three-part-two-09-2016 https://www.gofugyourself.com/royally-played-wills-and-kate-in-preen-take-canada-day-three-part-two-09-2016#comments Tue, 27 Sep 2016 05:21:27 -0700 http://www.gofugyourself.com/?p=1116721 Well, well, well. Wonders will never cease. First, Kate wears red shoes; here, Kate actually (mostly) nails cocktail wear for once in her life, wearing red shoes again. Different red shoes, no less. Kate: What other non-beige shoes have you got hiding in your closet? Do you secretly have a whole section of your walk-in…

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]]> https://www.gofugyourself.com/royally-played-wills-and-kate-in-preen-take-canada-day-three-part-two-09-2016/feed 116 Royally Played: Wills and Kate Take Canada, Day Three, Part One https://www.gofugyourself.com/royally-played-wills-and-kate-take-canada-day-three-part-one-09-2016 https://www.gofugyourself.com/royally-played-wills-and-kate-take-canada-day-three-part-one-09-2016#comments Mon, 26 Sep 2016 21:00:16 -0700 http://www.gofugyourself.com/?p=1116719 So, the weather DID NOT cooperate for this portion of events. Apparently, it was gorgeous in Victoria today, but it was BUCKETING rain here in Bella Bella. I suspect these two were always going to be casual for this outing -- they were slated to visit the Great Bear rain forest, and were supposed to…

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]]> https://www.gofugyourself.com/royally-played-wills-and-kate-take-canada-day-three-part-one-09-2016/feed 92 Royally Played: Wills and Kate (in Alexander McQueen) Take Canada, Day 2 https://www.gofugyourself.com/royally-played-wills-and-kate-in-alexander-mcqueen-take-canada-day-2-09-2016 https://www.gofugyourself.com/royally-played-wills-and-kate-in-alexander-mcqueen-take-canada-day-2-09-2016#comments Mon, 26 Sep 2016 02:30:34 -0700 http://www.gofugyourself.com/?p=1116705 OH MY GOD WE'VE GOT RED SHOES. This is the happiest I've ever been (perhaps because my beloved Dodgers clinched the division like two hours ago? It might not just about the shoes, is what I'm saying) and I'm taking it as a personal salute.

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]]> https://www.gofugyourself.com/royally-played-wills-and-kate-in-alexander-mcqueen-take-canada-day-2-09-2016/feed 180 Royally Played: Wills and Kate (in Jenny Packham) and George and Charlotte Arrive in Canada https://www.gofugyourself.com/royally-played-wills-and-kate-in-jenny-packham-and-george-and-charlotte-arrive-in-canada-09-2016 https://www.gofugyourself.com/royally-played-wills-and-kate-in-jenny-packham-and-george-and-charlotte-arrive-in-canada-09-2016#comments Sun, 25 Sep 2016 01:29:43 -0700 http://www.gofugyourself.com/?p=1116683 Oooh, this royal tour is going to be so fun. Both kids, and the added frisson of Justin Trudeau and his dreamy head and easy way with children. Already, the pics are cute and they only just got here. There. Whatever, I'm just happy we're all operating in my time zone for this one. Let's…

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