View the gallery With Water For Elephants coming out, and the fact that I watch Cruel Intentions pretty much any time I find it airing on cable, I decided it might be fun to do a look back at Reese Witherspoon's fashion through the ages. Whenever anyone asks
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View the gallery So, in my mind, "Pants what?" was a nonsense sentence. And yet now I'm using it twice in one day, alongside such inane luminaries as "Accessory barn?", "Curtain drunk?", and of course, "Pantalunacy asylum." [Photos: Getty, WENN]
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View the gallery I love Coachella. Not because I went -- I did not, and I think I might be too old to go now, because I would spend the whole time telling my put-upon companions I was too hot to live (heat hot, not Right Said Fred sexy-hot)
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View the gallery You take your eyes off the red carpet for a couple of days and look what happens. People go crazy. And at the Arthur premiere, no less. Let's investigate further.
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View the gallery So! Apparently Ashley Tisdale here -- whose hair is looking, I do think, rather great in this darker color -- made a HSM spin-off movie about Sharpay? And then it went straight to DVD? Frankly, I feel totally bereft that they're not just going ahead and
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View the gallery Add this one to the list I call, "Things That Only Heidi Klum Can Wear, And Even That Is Kind of Up for Debate." Let's take a closer look.
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View the gallery Well! This is going to be fun. I love when people get all dressed up and go to the races. You know, here in the US, we always think of something like the Grand National here as being SUPER posh and classy -- well, and also as something
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View the gallery "Like, ho, how do you do? My name is Paris. And you are... wait, what's that? Your name is America? That sounds familiar. Have we met? Oh, that's right: YOU USED TO LOVE ME. And then Kim Kardashian wiggled her butt around
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View the gallery "Yep. I know. You don't even need to say it. But my kids spilled pasta all over my actual dress, so I HAD to use the hotel curtains. I HAD TO. Would you judge Maria Von Trapp? I DON'T THINK SO."
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View the gallery Because it's almost the weekend. Maybe if we bliss out enough on accessory porn -- culled from the past month or so -- we'll trick ourselves into thinking it IS the weekend. That'll be rough sledding when it turns out we still have
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View the gallery Well, Arthur looks terrible. Bummer for J.Gar, who kind of needs a decent movie on her recent resume (or who, I think, really ought to look into TV again because -- like with Jennifer Aniston -- I think it's the best medium for her). But at
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View the gallery Because it's Hump Day, and we all need a little push to get over the hump. And by "a little push," I mean, "a solid ten minutes with Helen Mirren."
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View the gallery I freely admit that I know basically nothing about Miranda Lambert, other than that she's marrying another country star, Blake Shelton -- this is because I don't really follow country music (I think that section of my brain ended up getting diverted to my
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View the gallery Vanessa Hudgens is a very cute girl -- and very friendly, based on the time we talked to her at Fashion Week -- and she seems to be trying very hard to be taken seriously: First she did the dark Beastly and then the crackfest Sucker Punch, all accompanied
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View the gallery Of the approximately thirty country music awards shows, the ones that don't let Carrie Underwood host are the most boring, because I enjoy her ten costume changes. Even Carrie seems like she had a little trouble drumming up enthusiasm, because seriously, WHAT is happening with
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