View the gallery Well, Penelope Cruz is definitely doing her bit to pimp Pirates of the Caribbean 4: This Is Still Happening. She's done a bunch of appearances, she seems a tad befuddled about how to wrangle her post-partum chest, AND she's confusing us all
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View the gallery All weekend, we were watching tweets trickle in about our beloved Eurovision Song Contest, the drunky-funky festival in which a bunch of nationally chosen musical acts represent all the most cracked-out, smacked-out, whacked-out aspects of their home countries and then are voted into
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View the gallery The Maxim Hot 100 Party turned out to be kind of the Maxim Please Come to This Party If We Invite You Party. Seriously. When the most A list star on the guest list at a Maxim party is Michael Bay...well, either someone dropped the ball
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View the gallery My short take on this is: that dress is gorgeous, yet also SO unforgiving that we all basically know what she looks like naked now. That might not be a bad thing, depending on your point of view. My longer take on this is: hey, it'
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View the gallery I just want to start this off by saying: THIS IS BOLD. I'd also like to say: imagine this was a skirt, and not pants. I'M JUST SAYING. I think if that were the case, she might have a different expression on her
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View the gallery Uma Thurman is one of those celebrities that you didn't really realize you missed until she showed up somewhere (in this case, Cannes) looking AWESOME and then you were all, "oh, RIGHT. She can turn it on when she has to. I wish she&
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View the gallery You have to give Rachel McAdams credit: she doesn't always get it right, but she tries things, and in the long run, that's more interesting than the alternative. So let's take a look at the Marchesa she wore for the Cannes
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View the gallery It's amusing to see how much Something Borrowed is getting savaged. I liked the book well enough -- I started with Something Blue, though, which is the sequel, but which I like better, so it's hard to tell. But when I first saw John
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View the gallery Reese and Rob are off hawking Water For Elephants -- the movie, of course, although I assume they also support keeping our planet's pachyderms properly hydrated. And Reese seems to have picked a theme, and that theme is, Modified Sweetheart Necklines. A much better theme than
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View the gallery Personally, I'm excited that Simon Cowell pushed so hard to make Cheryl Cole a judge on The X-Factor. Yes, it smacks of trying super hard to make her happen, but she also dresses like a lunatic a lot of the time and so bringing
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View the gallery It was a miracle of scheduling that the Royal Wedding -- replete with all variety of whimsical headgear -- happened just before the Kentucky Derby, and, in fact, just enough before the Kentucky Derby that everyone had still ample time to run out and buy a bigger, British Royalty-
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View the gallery So apparently, as the world girded its loins for -- and then eventually spent five hours or so watching -- the royal wedding, it seems life did not screech to a halt for everyone. In fact, Us Weekly threw a party. I know, I know, it feels like every
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View the gallery We already covered Kristen Stewart, but there were a host of other up-and-comers among the younger set who got to call themselves Met Ballers. Among them: Fug Nation favorite Hailee Steinfeld, repeat offender Mia Wasikowska in something predictably dark and large, and the above-pictured
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View the gallery Holy God, STILL SO MANY MORE PEOPLE. A lot of these ladies ran together for me, what with the shiny gold and the nude and the shiny nude. Until ten minutes ago I forgot Claire Danes even attended. They all worked their like-minded color scheme with
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View the gallery You know the Met Ball was well-attended when we're more than halfway through the second day of our coverage, and I just said, "Oh, hell, we haven't even covered SJP and Gwynnie yet." So why not cover them together? They
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