View the gallery Why, if it isn't Ms. Lemon Breeland herself, all fancied up for a big city party. Unfortunately, and I know you saw this one coming a mile away, I think ultimately Lemon picked a lemon. Fiddle-dee-dee. But seriously, I have reasons. Follow me.
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View the gallery I like Morena Baccarin on Homeland -- that show is uniformly well-acted, and truly deserved its win on Sunday night -- and I think she's, obviously, quite lovely. So I wish this had gone better.
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View the gallery I know Emily just had a baby, but she seems to be bouncing back awfully well. Surely a blue satin bathrobe wasn't her only option. Couldn't Miuccia have whipped out something cute and unique for her while they were custom-designing Zooey'
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View the gallery I suspect there's some joke in here about how HER globes are...you know, something something something complimentary something, but suffice it to say: Salma is really so hot. When she and Antonio Banderas popped up during the awards ceremony, Heather and I were both
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View the gallery There's always a point in the awards shows where one of us wails, "NO MORE NUDE DRESSES." Except this year, in the final analysis, there was actually a lot of color on the carpet -- a refreshing amount -- and not even entirely obvious ones.
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View the gallery It occurs to me that I really like the name "Octavia." It's so classy. Which is how Ms Spencer looked all weekend, in case you were wondering. Let's revisit it!
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View the gallery Shailene had been doing pretty well in the runup to the Globes. She picked a bad night to stumble into a puddle of yawn. Maybe that's why she changed into those nutty shoes at the afterparty: wet feet. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery For someone who, essentially, nobody had ever heard of before Cannes last May, Jessica Chastain is doing a really good job staying composed and keeping it interesting on the red carpet. That said, those are also very watered-down, tactful compliments to cover the fact that I&
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View the gallery Well, if anyone was going to pull it off, it was going to be Charlize. When we saw this on TV, I was bummed out by the washed-out makeup and dull color choice -- but both of those things come off better in photos than they did
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View the gallery So, Michelle Williams is probably going to win the Oscar this year, right? Back when I was recapping Dawson's Creek for Television Without Pity, if you'd told me Jen Lindley would win an Oscar, I would have laughed in your face. On the
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View the gallery The words "Jessica Rabbit" were hurled around on Twitter like dodgeballs in seventh-grade gym -- by us, and by others, both in a complimentary way and as a detraction. Personally, we love this on Reese. Here is someone who historically has come off on the
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View the gallery I just do not understand The Biel. If you're recently engaged, and Us Weekly says it's because your boyfriend just wants to shut you up, why wouldn't you start showing up places looking BLISSFUL and SEXED UP and AMAZING and NEVER
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View the gallery That chest. Ouch. Those things are so repressed they're practically Arthurian peasants. Fortunately for Madonna, the rest of her dress was actually surprisingly cool, but is it enough to overcome the fact that she may have tattooed herself with a bust bruise? And WHAT is
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View the gallery I would say that I want Emma Stone to play me in the movie of my life, but unfortunately, in order for there to be a movie of my life I probably have to invent some kind of Mind-Twitter or kill someone, frame Joan Collins (and
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View the gallery I used to be kind of neither here nor there on Claire Danes. YES, I loved My So-Called Life, and I cried when she died in Little Women, but I feel like she went through a long period where all she did was show up places
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