View the gallery Call me crazy, and I'm sure some people will, but K.Bos here looks so good that I'm not even mad at her for cleaving to her standard updo. WHO AM I? [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery Karolina Kurkova has set a high bar for herself, given that she showed up at the Met Ball in 2005 wearing a valentine. So in that sense, of course she went full turban. Where else was there to go? Also included: Gisele and Tom, lest you forget
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View the gallery I just love you, Amy Poehler. You're so smart and funny. Sometimes I like to pretend we are friends. Now I'm going to say nice things about your outfit.
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View the gallery I have a lot of issues with this. Let's just dive right in. What do you think? Please do weigh in.
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View the gallery We're taking a VERY BRIEF BREAK in the middle of MET BALL FEVER to bring you BREAKING NEWS about Kate Middleton: OPEN TOED SHOES. Also, she looks amazing.
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View the gallery I am distraught that none of our photo services had a shot of the back of this that we could use, because it was AMAZBALLS (AmazMetBalls?). It was a Butt Bow so TREMENDOUS and MAJESTIC that someone should write a children's book about it (Maurice
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View the gallery You guys. Elizabeth Banks. No. It's a world of no. Is there any way we can blame this on a head injury? She's spent the last six months looking GREAT and now...crackpot ahoy.
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View the gallery As I said on Twitter -- and on The Cut -- Carey Mulligan hasn't looked this good in, like, possibly ever. Perhaps marriage is really agreeing with her; whatever it is, she needs to keep it up.
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View the gallery Coco Rocha had told us that she'd be wearing something to the Met Ball that she'd bought at the auction of Elizabeth Taylor's old wardrobe, and we sort of hoped it would be a giant hooded cape, or a wig, or
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View the gallery Dear Bey, YOU ARE NOT ASHANTI. Nor should you strive to be. Love, The Fug Girls [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery On our twitter, Fug National @NicNarrates said that Gywnnie here looks like she's "going to the gyno...in space." Which is so apt, and so funny, that I wish I had thought of it myself. Because SHE DOES. Although I don't
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View the gallery "LOVERS! IT GOT ME! RUN! IT IS NOT SAFE HERE! But before you do, think about the fact that if you do not save me first, then I will not be here to be beautiful for you, and your brain will go boom and drip out
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View the gallery You will be surprised to hear that my big complaint involves the gloves.
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View the gallery All you need to know is that George and Lemon are getting back together, despite the fact that she was incredibly, super irritating this entire episode, and perhaps her entire life. You also need to know that Hot Neighbor Wade has decided he needs to get over
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View the gallery Nobody does it like the Brits, and then the Aussies, when it comes to magnificulous millinery -- and yes, I mashed up "magnificent" and "ridiculous," which in itself is a magnificulous thing to do -- but I'm proud that a couple times a
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