View the gallery I confessed at our Boston book signings the truth about Pretty Little Liars, and it is that I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS HAPPENING on that show right now. NONE. What anyone's motivations are and who is doing what and why don't they
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View the gallery Two out of three ain't bad.
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View the gallery Also known as, the post where I alternately covet everything shiny and display an inability to deal with Kids Getting Older and wanting to show off more of their thighs. I'll try to stay rational. FOR YOU. [Photos: Getty, Splash, WENN]
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View the gallery The bad news is, Vampire Diaries doesn't come back until October. The good news is, that's because the CW wants to minimize reruns and/or off weeks, so once it DOES come back we can mainline it. That doesn't answer the
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View the gallery Switched at Birth is really a wonderful, wonderful show -- it has great actors, innovative scenes all in sign language, interesting adult characters, and lots of good hair. I'm saying all this now so that when I get to the part where I both hate her
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View the gallery "Word up, sex people. Welcome to the Bieb-0210, where we dress for the war zone that is my hotel bed -- a.k.a., that place where I get out my incredibly heavy artillery and lay you down and do the things I read about in
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View the gallery Portions of Fug Nation get worked up whenever I feature CRJ here, like I drove over to your house and beat you about the head with your cassingle of "Call Me Maybe." You guys, I sing it in the shower, too. I sincerely just think
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View the gallery I think hanging out with Britney too much is starting to seep into Demi's brain. Although, honestly, if BRITNEY were wearing this first look, I would be DYING, y'all. Because Britney would never. Because Britney is kind of snoozy lately, despite the fact
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View the gallery There are a lot of times I don't subscribe to the philosophy, "Gwen Stefani is cooler than thou." But this is not one of them. No offense to thee, obviously. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery Madonna and I share a birthday. And obviously every other sensibility as well. [Photos: WENN]
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View the gallery It's amazing how one person can look so fantastic one moment and so bizarro the next. BEHOLD.
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View the gallery Phew, J.R. Ewing's absence was greatly exaggerated. By me. Because I feared it. He pops up here again, having jetted off to Las Vegas to stick in Cliff Barnes' aging craw. And also to give John Ross a chance to spread his wings.
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View the gallery "WHAT IS UP, DUDE. CAN I GET A BRO HUG? 'CAUSE I GOT THE LOVE BUG. MY LADY'S KIM'S MILKSHAKE IS BEING SERVED BY THE JUG AND I TELL YOU WHAT IT'S GONNA GET CHUGGED 'CAUSE I CAN
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View the gallery I won't mince words. I do love her. I can't wait to see what happens next season on The Vampire Diaries when Elena realizes that SPOILER SPOILER and also SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER and then when Katherine finds out about SPOILER, I'm
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View the gallery I love that, with the continued proliferation of panels for shows like Glee, ComicCon has basically widened its net to PopCultureCon, or SomeMoviesAndThenOtherTVShowsWeReallyWantYouToWatch-BecauseTheyAren'tCheapToMakeCon. And I am forever grateful for it. I know summer is a huge movie season, but for some reason it also
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