View the gallery Well, her bod looks great -- clearly, working out with Tracy Anderson (also Gywnnie's trainer. COINCIDENCE? OR EVIDENCE??) is keeping her in fine fettle. But what of the gown? Beware, basically bare butt cheeks lurk within.
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View the gallery "THE OLYMPICS WERE GOING SO WELL BEFORE THAT DIPSHIT WENT AND TOOK HIS KIT OFF," Wills is saying. I mean, I assume.
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View the gallery We've been turning up more and more pictures of heretofore unknown (to me) Rita Ora lately; I paid them little mind, assuming she was one of those Famous In England people who might never actually cross over here unless she inserted beach balls into her
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View the gallery We're having to pull a few rabbits out of hats today. I know, I know, plenty of other sites come up with content, and I should quit my whining, but... I feel like I need to explain to you guys that we're not
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View the gallery When I stumbled upon Alec Baldwin's latest attempt at coiffure, I was going to fug it plain. Then I realized digging through the photo archives for a little sashay down memory lane would be so much more fun. Warning: This slideshow ends somewhere adjacent to
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View the gallery Selena here was photographed wandering around her film set in California wearing a very confusing outfit. No idea if it's a costume or not, but regardless: Child, you have climate control problems. If your torso is so cold that you need a pashmina, maybe -- just
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View the gallery Apparently I should've watched GMA today, because Miss Tyra was so animated she was practically a cartoon. There is never a dull moment with Ty Ty Baby, and I say that with love. [Photos: Splash]
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View the gallery Sorry, Julie Gonzalo. You were on an island. Fug Island. Say hi to Phoebe Price; I hear she lives there. [Photos: Bauer-Griffin, WENN]
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View the gallery From this angle, I really was like, "Oh, lord, this is going to be some kind of high-waisted bell-bottomed sailor pantsuit, and I am going to have to crank up some kind of clumsy mash-up of jokes about the Good Ship Lollipop and
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View the gallery I don't feel weird spotlighting these Twitpics because: a) they were also made available by a professional photo service, and b) Miley Cyrus has eight million Twitter followers, so clearly, she's not going to feel like we've hijacked a precious private
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View the gallery It seems crazy to us that the UK is only just getting in on the juicy Dallas remake. I got addicted to the original over there, weaned on Pam and Bobby and Jenna and of course J.R. Ewing and Sue Ellen and the blonde infant he
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View the gallery Kristen here is very high up on my list of celebs I'd be happy to find myself stuck in an elevator with -- well, as happy as I could be, considering I was trapped in a death capsule, but you feel me. She's very
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View the gallery I shall miss you, sweet Ewings. Come back soon. In the meantime, Sue EllAnn is my hero, and not just because of how she looks in pants (although it certainly doesn't hurt).
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View the gallery Seriously, these Total Recall ladies are doing yeoman's work in making the dog days of summer feel less... canine? I don't know. I don't know how we finish that sentence with a cutesy thought. I do know that I appreciate having
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View the gallery A brilliant Fug National tweeted us that peplum + feathers = a peplume. And it's TRUE. But is her peplumage crazy, or just crazy enough to work? [Photo: WENN]
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