View the gallery So, I've never watched Miss Universe, and now I regret that tremendously. Because there's a whole costume portion that's basically like if synchronized swimming had a formalwear element, and also, no synchronization. But you feel me. These are just the highlights;
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View the gallery Rose McGowan is blonde now. I'm glad I read that in Us Weekly the other day, or I would not have even been able to recognize her here. That being said, I don't hate it. Let's discuss. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery I wanted to begin the slideshow way I had hoped the series would've ended: Georgina Sparks, wearing somebody's hand mirror on her neck, staring with narrowed eyes at some unknown target. I was praying for a spinoff -- The Georgina Monologues, or Sparks &
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View the gallery Sometimes, a person just slips through the cracks. Lately, that person is Olivia Wilde. But the holidays are coming up, and fewer celebs are leaving the house in fancy outfits because they're all too busy ordering presents online and/or baiting photographers at The Grove.
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View the gallery First of all, obviously, MANY congrats to Kelly Clarkson on her recent engagement because I am sure she cares how we feel. But also, how we feel is that we love her and we think she is swell, and ergo we want the best for her. And
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View the gallery In which Adam Lambert appears to be auditioning for Game of Thrones. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery As with all things, my initial fear of this makeover has come around to affection. Because remember when she had three tons of the world's rattiest, most gnarled hair extensions? That was worse. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery At this point, the finale season is a failure if it DOESN'T end with Georgina Sparks poisoning their food and then becoming President.
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View the gallery It's possible she's just f'ing with us now. On the other hand, GFY Beloved Kiki Dunst looks great, so maybe we can call this one a draw? You know, emotionally. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery Apologies for the tardiness of this recap. I was off getting my REVENGE on people. By which I mean, I had a cold. Which also means that I watched this while on a wacktacular cocktail of cold remedies and am therefore perhaps not a super reliable recapper.
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View the gallery I worry that Cate Blanchett is trying some kind of funky ocular hypnosis on me. YOU WILL LIKE THIS. YOU WILL LIKE THIS. YOU WILL START DRINKING DIET PEPSI AND REJECT PEANUT BUTTER AS SATAN'S DIAPER CREAM. While I am confident someone as groovy as
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View the gallery As opposed to the Bahamian Country Awards, the Caledonian Country Awards, the Dubai Country Awards, the English Country Awards... but the thing is, this genre hands out so many different statuettes that all those ceremonies probably all exist. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery Man, she occupies so much real estate on this site lately that we should start collecting rent. [Photos: WENN]
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View the gallery Here is my holiday wish for this show: Send Teddy and Peggy away to live on an island somewhere with Powers Boothe (sorry, dude, but the mayoral stuff kills the show), dirty up Tami a bit so she's not always such a freaking hero all
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View the gallery Let's all agree that the idea of a Mamma Mia style musical using Spice Girls songs is majestic. Especially one written by Jennifer Saunders, a.k.a. Edina from Absolutely Fabulous. I sincerely hope there is a lengthy plot devoted to the origins of whatever
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