And they call her....the Widow Kardashian. This fall on E!, tune into The Widow Kardashian and watch as Kim tries desperately to seem like she regrets...you know, like, stuff, and things, and tries to be all serious and shit. Stay glued to your television as she kinda, like,
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Well, regardless of what you think, let's all raise a glass to the sky and thank whatever overlords have yanked Mischa Barton out of her fugmire. But have they dragged her all the way out, or is she, say, 80 percent of the way there, but still kicking
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It's been a very gown-filled week, so my judgment might be faltering, but I might like this? The print, if you can't tell from that distance, is little red mushrooms, which feels whimsical, and the cut (and this hairdo) are flattering. I also think this
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Well, I should hope she changed before this party -- a girl can't mangle some crudite if she's worried the evidence will sully her white Valentino. We liked the Valentino, however controversial that opinion might have been (don't y'all ever like it when
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I have decided that, in order for those of us who pay attention/care about these things, Katy Perry needs to treat her hair color like a mood ring. For example, the blue hair shall henceforth signify that she's still bummed about her divorce: Although I suppose you
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Once upon a time, there was a really, really cute girl who made it her mission to melt my brain. Apron shirt marble window slip silly string mustache smoke. The end. Formal shorts dickey bib bra flaring crotch Waldorf. The score: Goodwin 2, blogger !@^*^$(#*YAFSDFOI P!!. [Photos: Getty]
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First off, I have NO IDEA why Kelly Ripa is at the Oscars: Maybe she's quasi-covering it for Live? Don't get me wrong: I actually quite like Kelly. Our relationship dates back to when we were both terribly young and she was wearing a hideous
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View the gallery In which I groan about the Sports Illustrated swimsuit cover and wonder why a small ATV ran over Petra Nemcova's face. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery Woohoo, we got another one: Nina Dobrev picked this J. Mendel from our gowns slideshow. Well, not FROM our slideshow; she did not, presumably, sit at home with her computer doing her Oscar shopping. But we liked it on the runway, and apparently, so did she and
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Oh my God. Somebody call the CDC. WHAT IF IT'S CONTAGIOUS?
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View the gallery Imagine what this could've been had the designer not run out of cash right after bejeweling her bikini line. Times are tough, man. [Photos: Getty]
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"Why hasn't America embraced me more?" "Is it because my movie hinged upon my character making a ginormous mistake vis a vis paperwork that basically no one who's ever had said paperwork would be dumb enough to make? Perhaps leather will help. IT
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During the red carpet shenanigans on E! Sunday afternoon, one of our esteemed and hilarious Fug Nationals tweeted that Giuliana looked like an "intergalactic space bride." (Fug National in question, announce yourself in the comments!) This was both apt, and hilarious, and I have good news. We'
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Another interesting idea derailed by execution. The top is a pretty color twisted into a hostage drama -- complete with the tiny window that the assailant peeks out of when trying to assess the threat level from law enforcement -- and the bottom was last deployed a pimp's living room
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You know we love Emma Stone. And we normally enjoy Emma Stone wears. I mean, almost no one liked her McQueen from the SAGs but me. But I seriously think I like her post-party dress less than I liked her awards dress: I'm beginning to worry that
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