Oscars Fug Carpet: Kathleen Robertson
I'm confused. Is this a dress, or did she just sneeze all over her formal shorts? [Photo: Getty]
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Oscars Well Played: Maya Rudolph
I'm glad Maya Rudolph is nailing it. She looked beautiful and she was charming in all her interviews... it's so great when prodigiously talented people appear to live up to your ideal of them, especially because I didn't love her character in Bridesmaids -- when
Read moreOscars Fug Carpet: Kate Beckinsale
This is a classic case of being careful what you wish for: We've entreated K.Becks to give up the endless stream of white or pinky prom frocks... and so instead, she turns up in Swamp Camouflage. Is that her way of getting me to shut my piehole?
Read moreOscar Fug Carpet: Melissa Leo
Melissa "CONSIDER ME" Leo seems incredibly wacky. Between her spots of harmless nuttery during last season's awards season and the fact that she guffawed to Ryan Seacrest that her chiropractor texted her while on the red carpet -- while he looked at her as if deeply nonplussed
Read moreOscars Well Played, Selena Gomez?
It's very classy, this, and fairly subtle -- in fact, I kept forgetting this photo was in my lightbox until each time I did a purge. Part of me wishes Miley had worn this, because she had the hair-and-makeup pizzazz to give it extra spark. Selena just
Read moreOscars Fug Carpet: Olivia Munn
At least she's trying. She's trying so hard.
Read moreOscars Fug Carpet (With Illustrative Other Fabs): The Williams Sisters
View the gallery These two are so gorgeous. And they are SO their own worst enemies sometimes. [Photos: Getty]
View GalleryOscars Too Much Carpet: Paula Patton
Honey. You're adorable. BUT: It's boobs OR legs. Not boobs AND legs. Unless, of course, you have an upcoming arc on Gossip Girl you're trying to tell us about.
Read moreOscars Well Played, Penelope Cruz?
I couldn't bring myself to Fug or Fab this, because it didn't seem to teeter on the edge of both -- it's a perfectly nice dress, but the question for me is, does it make the grade as a GREAT dress? The color is wonderful,
Read moreOscars Fug or Fab: Posh and Becks
BECKS: I'm mesmerizingly hot. It's like I'm NOT REAL. POSH: I also appear unreal, sometimes. For example, almost every shot from this party involved me making this pose. Is it me? Or have I given Becks a Mannequin Posh that he can trot out
Read moreOscars Well Played: Louise Roe
Louise Roe is one of those omnipresent Fashion Week types where nobody quite knows why she's famous, but they know they have to take her picture. She is basically a British TV host and sometime model who was on The City, does a bunch of stuff for Style,
Read moreOscars Fug Carpet: Rosario Dawson
Well, at least she's having fun? Also: she's real easy to pick out of a crowd.
Read moreOscars Fug or Fab Carpet: Diane Kruger
Well, her face looks good. But... is it just me, or does it look like she got self-conscious about whether her boobs would stay put and had the driver pull over at the nearest Hallmark store?
Read moreOscars Well Played, Amy Adams
File this one under: Pregnancy Weight, Lost. Also: Not Just Cutesy, I am. Cross reference with: Shiny, and Matchy-Matchy (Accessories).
Read moreOscar Fug Carpet: Gwen Stefani, But With Bonus YAY
I know a lot of people think certain fuggery is sacred, but I generally don't -- I mean, MAYBE Joan Collins, at this point, but not Kate Moss, not Helena Bonham Carter, not even SWINTON. And definitely not Gwen Stefani. Especially not now: This looks like a video game
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