Fug or Fab: Katy Perry
There is really only one thing tripping me up here: Why did Katy Perry need to stuff her bra with Joan Collins' shoulder pads?
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Fug or Fab: Carla Gugino
First of all, I think Carla Gugino is looking prettier and prettier every year. She's going to be 40, and I think she really has never been lovelier. But what of the dress? This is what I see when I crack my head on the underside of the
Read moreAmerican Music Awards Fug or Fab: Mandy Moore
On one hand, I like this: On the other, it totally reminds me of the time that my parents re-papered the dining room in this kind of abstract print, and someone came over and said, "it looks like fried eggs to me." and ever all, all we
Read moreAmerican Music Awards Fug Everything: Taylor Swift
"Hey guys, "Thanks so much for giving me this award for Serious Grown-Up Mature Boring Achievement. Now that I'm 'dating' Jake Gyllenhaal, I realize that I need to appear older and more sedate than my chronological age implies or it seems sort of
Read moreBoobs Fugsly
When Emma Watson wore this, Jessica astutely noted that if it had been Boobs Legsly in that dress, it would've been figure-skating jokes aplenty. Well, Legsly hasn't worn it exactly, but she's done her version of it: However, to her credit, instead of
Read moreLatin Grammy Charo Carpet: Charo
Every year, when Fug Madness begins, one of the proud members of Fug Nation wonders, "who the hell is Charo?" when confronted with her smiling disembodied head presiding over one of the quadrants of the Fug Madness bracket. All the question really means, you know, is that you,
Read moreWell Played, Taylor Swift
Sparkles aren't new for Taylor, but at least this seems more adult than the glittery nude, silver, or gold princess gowns she usually picks -- and I mean "adult" in a nice, transitional way, not Betty White-aged but rather a smidge more sophisticated and appropriate for
Read moreFug or Fab: Kate Hudson
I know exposed zippers are all the rage, but I tend not to be a fan. Obviously sometimes when they're worked into the design in an edgy way, they can make sense; by and large, though, they're too distracting. It's the same reason I
Read moreFuglary Swank
I'm not sure if this silver tube is actually too tight... ...or whether it just SEEMS that way because she has turned a hanging fruit basket into a corset that would double as an aerial harness for quick skyward getaways. I think both. In general, when you can&
Read moreFug Strong
This is INTRIGUING: If you've ever wondered what it would look like if you stuck a half-eaten sugar cookie into the top of your ballgown to save it for later, now you know -- that is, if you eat gold-dipped sugar cookies, which I assume everyone does.
Read moreMaria Fugchita Alonso
I love Maria Conchita Alonso: If only because when I say, "MARIA CONCHITA ALONSO, THAT IS NOT A DRESS!" I sound like her angry mother.
Read moreFug or Fab: The Ladies of Mad Men
CARA BUONO; Suck on THIS, Don Draper! I look hot! REGRET MUCH?! CHRISTINA HENDRICKS: Sigh. Cara, you were never dating Don Draper. The show is a work of fiction. ELISABETH MOSS: Suck on THIS, Fred Armisen! I look hot! REGRET MUCH? CARA: Sigh. Elisabeth, you were never dating Fred Armisen.
Read moreFugcy Drew
This is ostensibly a pretty, randomly metallic dress. But when I look at it, it's like a glitter Rorschach test, and I see a snowy village-scape from on high -- kind of like what I imagine the Grinch saw when he stared down at every Who down in
Read moreUnfug It Up: Hilary Swank
SAM ROCKWELL: Hilary. HILARY SWANK: Hi Sam! What's new? What's happening? What's the dilly-oh? Or is it "dealie-oh"? Or "DILLY, YO." Or "DEAL-Y, YO." Or -- SAM: Please stop. You are so awkward sometimes. HILARY: What
Read moreFug or Fab: Hilary Swank
Remember when Sandra Bullock showed up at the Oscars looking for all the world like she belonged on-stage holding the little gleaming gold man? I think Hilary Swank is trying to do her one better Her movie isn't nominated yet, and neither is she, but it sure
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