BOOBS: Hey, Kaiser! Can I call you Kaiser? KARL LAGERFELD: No. not unless we've met before, and even so, nicknames are for lazy. REPENT. BOOBS: Right, cool, got it. But seriously, it's me. It's Blake. KARL: Blake Carrington? BOOBS: Blake Lively. The face of
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You know things have gone horribly, horribly wrong when Chloe Sevigny - who is wearing a version of your dress, with the colors reversed and the tie shrunken to twee level -- is giving you the doubtful, hairy eyeball. As if she's thinking -- she, Chloe Sevigny, who went around town
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View the gallery Given the Met Ball's status as the Fashion Oscars -- but without the awards, and thus, a sad lack of embarrassing campaigning -- there are a ton of models on the guest list, both lesser-known and deeply current and hugely Super. There are also equally as
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THE OLSEN TWINS: A PLAY IN TWO SCENES: Somewhere in an unspecified and probably fictional European country; sometime in the previous two hundred years; at a bar located in the raucous drawing room of a house of ill-repute: ASHLEY OLSEN: GENTLEMAN! Gather round! Tonight, here at Olsen's!
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View the gallery "Look at her. An actress. In a model's domain. BORING. Move your bundchen, sad future waitress, and let Gisele show you how it's done." [Photos: Getty and WENN]
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Oh, THESE TWO: First of all, one of the most amusing things about looking at the pictures from the Met Ball is seeing how many of them include part of ALT's giant purple train. The answer is: most of them. Which I suppose is the risk you run
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Kirsten Dunst hasn't been in a big movie since 2008. That will soon change, as she stars in Dirty Dancing: Baja Fresh, where the poshest resort in the Catskills opens up a franchise of the popular Mexican-food joint and our heroine finds love while slinging burritos to
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You know how everyone has that one cousin who got married in the mid 80s, and all your relatives are all, "Oh, DENISE. Denise's wedding was FANTASTIC. Denise had the BEST taste. She was SO up-to-date! I was always so JEALOUS of how TRENDY she
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