I am profoundly unmoved. These telecasts make me impatient nowadays -- they're never about celebrating all the nominated work; just the preeners who get asked to present -- but I did laugh out loud during the fake Q&A when Melissa McCarthy asked about being towed and then blamed
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She and SWHaD look totally sharp and snazzy here and this might, actually, be one of my favorite things she has worn: The color is great, the shoes are sassy, AND nothing is going to pop out or fall out or get flashed, which is of great import considering that
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I actually really like this outfit, even if it is a jumpsuit (let's pretend it isn't). I am not joking when I tell you that I want that sequined jacket/sweater/whatever it is. I will totally wear that. I think it would be totally cute
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I am basically just delighted to have an excuse to give props to Melissa McCarthy, who looks so cute in this: Cute dress, well-accessorized, fab lipstick, and great shoes. I basically want to buy everyone a round. But instead, we are going to give away three books. THE TASK:
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View the gallery Well, that event name is a real mouthful. Also, do people really want to attend an event sponsored by the AARP? It's not the sexiest organization in the universe. So many questions, you guys. [Photos: WENN]
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View the gallery I enjoy the awards shows with "Choice" in the title, because it implies that all the other ones are a result of hostage situations. [Photos: Getty]
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I love her clutch, and I love her lipstick. I like her nails, and her accessorizing is on point: I am not sure how I feel about the dress, though. From the clavicle up, I am all in: the detailing around the neck is cool. And I like that she
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View the gallery Well, I FINALLY saw The Heat on a plane this week -- okay, I saw two-thirds of it, because I am now a person who can't watch a movie on a plane without falling asleep, which makes me think I might also be your grandma
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Melissa usually goes with stuff that's solid-colored and shapeless, finished with hoof-y round-toe platforms. Deviating from the norm worked for her: The cheerful floral is a treat, and I love that she went with something fitted that accentuates and complements her shape. AND she threw
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View the gallery We already covered Marion; Penelope Cruz was a no-show (from what I could tell); but here are the rest of the ladies from the (rather controversial) Elle Women in Hollywood cover. Some of them look great. [Photos: Getty]
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I completely sympathize with this outfit's existence: It is awful -- like the mutant offspring of a Juicy Couture sweatsuit and a genie -- but I suspect, as she gets more famous and attends more events, she's beginning to feel like there are only about three different options
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This hurts me so much. I just want so much MORE for her than this. It looks like she styled her hair by poking her head out the limo sunroof, and the dress is a wretched mess with a peekaboo Hefty bag. Why? WHY GOD WHY? Her stylist, at MINIMUM,
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This looks a lot better in photos than it looked on the red carpet, I think: But I'm not sure why her hair is so dark? And she might have needed a redder lip? And this is slightly sorceress-adjacent? And now I've decided that she
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Lord knows I love this actress, and I LOVE that she wore a dress that nips in at the waist. So many people make the mistake of taking curvier ladies and sticking them in tents, as if they're campers and not celebrated talents. But the sleeves here are
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View the gallery Okay! We did the Best Actress slate, now let's take a look at the Supporters. This is a weird handful of ladies, sartorially-speaking. Janet McTeer apparently never leaves the house, and Jessica Chastain is either going to look amazing or really dull. Let'
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