View the gallery In the post for last season's One Fugging Moment montage, Heather wrote, "Vanessa Hudgens, your destiny may await." Hudgens, that knock at the door you just heard is destiny, and she's finally here. But you're going to have to
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So, as semi-horrified as I am that Saturday Night Live invited Lindsay Lohan to host it in a little over a week (is it supporting, or enabling?), I actually think it might be a brilliant move for HER: If she tanks, she's no worse off than she
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Dear Lindsay, You do know the role of Victoria Gotti in the John Gotti biopic went to someone else, right? Right? To quote another great movie about Italian-Americans: SNAP OUT OF IT. Love, Jessica
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Dear Lindsay, I know you've been out of it. But basing your personal style on Taylor Momsen circa 2011 is not a great way to make people think you've got it together. Love, Jessica
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Okay, we've put this off long enough... let's strap in and do this thing: First, I think it is a crazy, crazy thing that she's decided to be a blonde pretty much permanently. And not even just because I love the red; I just
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"Hey, Lindsay Lohan, you literally JUST completed being under house arrest for violating the terms of your probation agreement from your second DUI, as well as your three hundred and sixtieth trip to rehab! What are you going to do?" "I'm going to HANG OUT
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So now Lindsay Lohan has decided she wants to drop her last name and just go by "Lindsay"? Girl, two things: You are not Cher, nor Charo, nor Bjork, nor Madonna; and that is a really lame way to flip off your father, because in the end, the
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(1) TAYLOR MOMSEN vs (5) LINDSAY LOHAN In many ways, this matchup is terribly apt -- Momsen seems headed down a similar path that LiLo took, a.k.a. the path to Grossville via Nutbar Junction, and so it's sort of like pitting two generations against each other. I
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HOUSEKEEPING: Are you still having issues with voting? Try commenting first and seeing if it helps. That being said, ALLEGEDLY the polls should be working fine right now, so cross your fingers! (1) TAYLOR MOMSEN vs. (9) DIANE KRUGER Taylor Momsen is two for two in having photos that need
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And so it begins! Remember, the photos we use are just illustrative (and to, we hope, make an entertaining post). We encourage you always to check the contestants' archives on this site -- easily found by clicking here and starting to type the person's name into the Featured
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So, what with the dire straits Lindsay's been in lately -- and what I suspect is the unrepentant asshattitude of her mother, although that is all alleged and speculative not provable by me in a court of law -- I am starting to temper my impatience again with worry. Girl.
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