Could Be Worse, Lindsay Lohan
View the gallery I actually don't think this is THAT terrible. Will I ever stop secretly rooting for Lilo to Get A Grip? [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery I actually don't think this is THAT terrible. Will I ever stop secretly rooting for Lilo to Get A Grip? [Photos: Getty]
View GalleryThe return of Freaky Fug Friday! And who better to usher in a new season of contests and creativity than the erstwhile star of Freaky Friday herself, Ms Lindsay Lohan (whose get-up at the Scary Movie premiere is heading your way later today): She wore this ON AN AIRPLANE.
Read moreYou know how in Heathers, there's the radio call-in show that's obviously Loveline -- up to and including having The Poorman as host (back when Loveline was just in Los Angeles and hosted by The Poorman, which was approximately 600 years ago) -- called "Hot Probs&
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OH LINDSAY. You KNOW that if the judge presiding over Whatever The Hell Lindsay's In Trouble For Now sees this picture, she's going to throw the book at her just to get those pants off the streets. [Photo: Splash]
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First of all, if you are actually interested in Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton -- or even if you are just interested in Old Hollywood, rich boozehounds who make impulsive decisions, or epic romances -- I strongly suggest you read Furious Love, the book about their relationship that came out a couple
Read moreTonight at 9 p.m. (depending on where you live, so check your listings), Lifetime presents one of the most hilarious and terrible -- hilarrible, if you will -- TV movies of our time. Future generations will turn to us and say, "Grandma, where were YOU when Lindsay Lohan laid waste
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View the gallery I know many of us have strong feelings about this girl -- from "Please pull it together" to "please stop writing about her" to "please do anything other than whatever it is you are currently doing" -- but none of that changes the
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You guys! I just realized something: While Lilo was running around driving her car into things, having her passport "stolen," kicking around in jail, and blaming everyone else for all her problems, maybe she LITERALLY didn't get the memo about the whole Leggings Are Not Pants
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I am going to need some help understanding this. Although maybe it's better if I don't. Maybe trying to comprehend ANYTHING about this garment, or what may or may not lie beneath it, is brain-cell homicide. I may just go find an eye-wash station
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Wow. God bless the Total Recall premiere, because other than that, it is thin on the ground out there, folks. Everyone, much like us, appears to be holed up inside watching water polo and judo and women's soccer by day, and then spending the night with Bob Costas
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This reminds me, I can't WAIT for Lindsay's terrible (I'm assuming) Lifetime movie about Liz Taylor. It will be spectacuterrible. Much like.... Too easy? Wait. That also sets up a really mean joke. I might just back out of the room quietly now.
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Shh. Let's not frighten her: But does -- I said, keep it down. I don't want to spook her! -- does Lindsay Lohan look....like, totally normal here or what? Jeans, cute shoes, a normal scarf over a normal little jacket over what looks like a potentially normal
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View the gallery Well, it's a step forward. But is it a true step forward, a step off to the side, or maybe a 45-degree hop northeast? Where exactly on the compass would you put this? Usually I don't speak cardinal directions, but in this
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View the gallery It is going to be so hard to keep this discussion to her sleeves. [Photos: Pacific Coast News]
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View the gallery I know. AT COACHELLA. I'm as shocked as you are that she's not in a bra and a trash bag. [Photos: Pacific Coast News, WENN]
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