Because you know how I feel about finger guns. And also so you can see the detail at the top of this dress. I am nothing if not GIVING. This frock has caused dissent in the ranks, and by "the ranks" I mean, "our email." Several
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I can't get over how BAD Sucker Punch looks. Not that I had any expectations for it to be great, but boy. And Emily Browning's face here is not doing much to sell me on it. She's all, "Okay. I'm here.
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From the clavicle down, I think this dress is lovely: From the clavicle up, it is a cornucopia of WTF: that is not one, but TWO detached dickies. Speaking of which, I call dibs on "Detached Dickies" as the name for the new boy band I'm
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Apparently, Jessica Stroup here is appearing at the finale of something called the Asia Girls Explosion. Which is apparently a fashion show. And it also apparently PAYS A FORTUNE. [Photo by Splash]
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On one hand, I'm pretty sure this is the basically the same dress Xtina wore to the Globes, sans belt. On the other, if there were ever a time to find yourself up against Christina Aguilera in a Who Wore It Best deathmatch in Us Weekly, THIS IS
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Zooey Deschanel has enviably shiny hair -- I just accidentally said it was "enviously" shiny, and while it does seem to have a personality of its own, I doubt it's so big because it's full of jealousy. And I wish that she was wearing that
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Ginnifer Goodwin has earned herself a high seed in this year's Fug Madness, methinks: (Also: Fug Madness starts SOON. Hope you're thinking about your brackets!) I must confess, I kind of like this dress, but her styling is KILLING ME. GIRL, YOUR HAIR. You look like
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View the gallery WHY IS THIS HAPPENING? Madonna. Dude. We know. You are lately feeling somewhat irrelevant -- what with Lady Gaga and all. But you don't one-up someone who shows up places in AN EGG by going out wearing one of Britney's cast-offs. SERIOUSLY.
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DUDE. When I saw this in thumbnail size, I thought it was Dita von Teese: But it's MICHELLE TRACHTENBERG. Michelle. Girl. Please. You have like thirty years to become Dita von Teese. I just decided that I liked you again -- after Mercy, on which you were kind of
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I swear to God, I NEVER thought I'd ever say this, but between this, and what she wore to the Globes.... ...I'm beginning to think Halle Berry's feeling a little desperate. To which I say: HONEY. Listen. I know you're going through
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Aniston should take a wind machine with her everywhere -- she looks so charming in this picture: I think this is the cutest I've ever seen her, but it's more to do with the expression on her face than the dress -- although I don't dislike
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When I squawked to Jessica that she NEEDED to see what Sarah Drew wore to this movie premiere, she took one look at it and frowned and said, "I think she's WEARING it wrong." At which we then laughed, "Which thing?" I mean, HONEY.
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In case you were wondering, Cher is bravely soldiering on despite the fact that Burlesque was perhaps a bit of a disappointment -- both to critics and to those of us who wanted it to be REALLY REALLY bad: The question of whether or not this intense and concentrated level of
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View the gallery KEITH URBAN: G'day, babe. NICOLE KIDMAN: Hello, sir. How can I help you? KEITH: Ha! Cute, Nic. NICOLE: ... Keith? My goodness, without your chest showing I didn't recognize you! KEITH: I know, right? I didn't either. I had to write my
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I'm running out of explanations for why Nicki Minaj... well, let's just stop there: for why, Nicki Minaj? My best guess here is that she thinks EVERYBODY goes skiing in a catsuit, a cropped puffer coat, and a hip cage. Although from another angle... ... she might
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