Oscars Post-Parties Fugs and Fabs: Women Wearing Black
View the gallery The Little Black Dress is a classic for a reason. Although, technically, some of these aren't little. And a few of them might not be dresses.
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View the gallery The Little Black Dress is a classic for a reason. Although, technically, some of these aren't little. And a few of them might not be dresses.
View GalleryWe do have a fondness for a wacky pant here, especially Jessica. But there's a lot of acreage in the world to be a GOOD wacky pant, and not Monistat-bait with pajama-grade legs. [Photo: Splash]
Read moreCan we all just agree that maybe Kate Upton was not the best choice for the whole D&G Saucy Sexy Italian Widow thing? Instead of looking like someone who would be seductively biting into a peach whilst leaning out of a window in Florence, admiring some hot shirtless
Read moreView the gallery The truth of the matter is, the three of them kind of turned it out last night. [Photo: Getty Images]
View GalleryView the gallery Let's just close this thing down. [Photos: Getty]
View GalleryView the gallery Two out of three of these woman are just DEVOLVING. We also need to talk about the poster for this movie so much. So very much. [Photos: Getty]
View GalleryAfter an outing wherein these three comported themselves fairly admirably, sartorially speaking, this is one big collective pile of Ugh: Cameron actually looks great, I think -- cute dress, good shoes, well-accessorized, good lipstick -- but she's wearing basically the exact same thing. I kind of hope she goes
Read moreView the gallery I'm also really happy to have the opportunity to talk about how annoying this movie looks. Any trailer that has a wife joking about how the drugs she's giving her philandering husband are giving him "man-opause" and then making a
View GalleryView the gallery Oh, Melbourne, you have BROUGHT THE HATS. [Photos: Getty and Splash]
View GalleryView the gallery In which we get both Fannings, more Lupita Nyong'o, some Noomi Rapace, and a surprising amount of Angie Harmon. [Photos: Fame/Flynet, Getty]
View GalleryView the gallery Karl brought out an intriguing melange of folks to sit front row at Chanel, from Katy Perry to a Thai princess. And the truth is, some of them looked really good. Others looked like they mugged a swashbuckler. [Photos: Getty]
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