View the gallery A new chapter in an unending series, in which we learn that all of Jessica Alba's luggage is GOLD. (Why are we -- by which I mean "me" -- so fascinated by People Wearing Things on Planes?) [Photos: Fame/Flynet]
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View the gallery First of all, we need to give a round of applause to the man or woman responsible for getting The Biebs into real, normal-person-fitting, proper jeans. They make a WORLD of difference. The hair, on the other hand, well...let's discuss. Also: Austin
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View the gallery Prepare yourself for denim short shorts, an avalanche of flowered crowns, a preponderance of fringe, and one UNHOLY ALLIANCE. I miss Vanessa Hudgens. [Photos: Getty, Fame/Flynet]
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View the gallery Yes, it was Bieber's night, but if you think I'm not opening with Martha Stewart coyly peeking through a curtain like she is your surprise sexy dessert, then you don't know me. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery You guys, I think Katy Perry MIGHT be trying to tell us something. Whatever could it be? [Photos: INF, Getty]
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"What up, foxes. It's me. The Leaning Tower of Bieber. Want to scale me? Like my body is your Amazing Race and Phil is hiding in my hair and the first one to the mat gets a jet ski and a lawn gnome, or some shit? Oops,
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View the gallery Wango Tango is a concert that KIIS-FM (the local pop-music station here in Los Angeles) organizes every May, and which generally features a LOT of artists who are intensely popular but ultimately kind of flashes in the pan, mixed in with people like Britney. If
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I don't know if Selena Gomez is really SELLING this here: I feel like she's all, "whatever. Beige. Ruffles. Purse handle straps. Yada. It's fine. I was in a hospital last week for symptoms that totally sounded like a migraine -- terrible headache and
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FIRST, some housekeeping: Some of you are having issues with the polls working correctly! Please know that our tech dudes are working on it, but we have stumbled upon something that may help, if you find the polls coming up "closed" or if they seem to think you
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