Okay. I've decided that Juliette Lewis is actually TWINS: This is the good twin -- the Elizabeth Wakefield, if you will. Well-groomed, charming-looking, BEAUTIFULLY-dressed, the person to whom you'd happily entrust the care of your children -- responsible, mature, beautiful Juliette Lewis. THIS is the
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HILARY SWANK: Hey, everybody! SAM ROCKWELL: I'm the meat in a HOT LADY SANDWICH. JULIETTE LEWIS: Ew. Also, I'm almost unrecognizable when I'm not gallivanting around with curtains belching from my navel, right? HILARY: But you look great! SAM: I am HERE! LADIES! Pay
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HILARY SWANK: Oh, whoops, am I wandering into somebody's photo?JULIETTE LEWIS: YES. But that's okay, lady-sister, you get over here and you stand with us and work your woman-heat!MINNIE DRIVER: What I thnk she's trying to say is, you can
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I'm sure she would be a delight to hang out with, but Juliette Lewis is making my arms itch here. See, when we bought our house, it came with a bathtub that has jets, which means it has to have a flap you can open that lets you
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