View the gallery Being in this post isn't any kind of INSULT; it just means we've run out of steam, and we've all been at this for too long, so let's put a fork in it. Don't skip it, though:
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I just feel like... can MTV stop acting like Johnny Depp is still some kind of foxy man-surprise? For one thing, he shows up to EVERYTHING -- I need both hands to count the number of times he's been trotted out and these pseudo-hip things, and everyone
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View the gallery Let's check in on three erstwhile heartthrobs who are becoming -- kind of like Intern George has -- one of those Hot Guys We'll Talk About Fondly To Our Kids And They Will Look At Us Strangely And Go, "Whatever, Mom, He's
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View the gallery Or at least, extra Johnny Depp. "Bonus" implies you're going to like it, and I'm not sure how accurate that is. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery Apparently, Disney invited everyone they could manage to kidnap from the ABC and/or ABC Family soundstages. Also, Johnny Depp looks normal, and Helena Bonham Carter ditched. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery A lot of global loins are depressed today to know that Johnny Depp has turned 50, and if that's true -- and apparently it is -- then the virtues of math mean that you, [insert your name here], are actually [insert decidedly non-virtuous math here]. But
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I'm so excited about this week's giveaway. And also really excited for all of you to see what Johnny Depp is up to: I am pretty sure he thinks he's Indiana Jones now? At any rate, he's clearly happy to be giving
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View the gallery We have Kids' Choice, Teen's Choice, Critics' Choice... I feel like we need a Cranky Old Adults' Choice just to make sure we get maximum specificity. [Photos: Getty]
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This fall, Warner Bros and Tim Burton present the newest chapter in the epic Tim Burton/Johnny Depp cinematic bromance. A film that will touch you in all the weirdest places....and end in the highest-pitched caterwauling. Set in a world where men name Debra Messing's Smash
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View the gallery During Met Ball Mania, we missed both the U.K. and U.S. premieres of Dark Shadows. And here is where I am about to cast myself away on a lonely island, with nary a balding adventurer, nor hero-complex-imbued doctor, nor fiending rocker, nor former
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I never thought I'd say this, but... ... I think I miss the torn jeans, flannels, and shaggy hair. Johnny Doo-Wop is chilling the cockles of my heart, and RIGHT when the Royal Wedding had 'em all warm, too.
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