Fugs and Fabs: NBC Universal and TNT/TBS Upfronts
View the gallery Upfronts and Cannes happening at the same time makes for tired fingers. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery Upfronts and Cannes happening at the same time makes for tired fingers. [Photos: Getty]
View GalleryI must begin this post with a caveat and that caveat is that I may very well be totally crazy right now. I've been putting in a lot of hours lately and it's possible that I've got some version of Stockholm Syndrome where I
Read moreView the gallery Let's put a bow on this sucker and move on to Milan. [Photos Fame/Flynet, WENN, Getty]
View GalleryWe've seen Jessie J in catsuits. We saw it for years. We winced and we cringed and we said, "Why is she doing that to her kick-ass body?" And then she stopped wearing them as much, and that felt right, because really, what could she
Read moreI don't know how she did it, but Jessie J appears to have matched both her lipstick AND her toenail polish to her dress. That's commitment. I also don't know how she sat in that, walked in that, kept her privates to herself in
Read moreView the gallery Yes, you should TOTALLY wear a shirt where your nipples are concealed solely by high-fashion whipped cream to meet Prince Charles and Camilla. That being said, before you, dear reader, delve into the recent assorted craziness of Jessie J, I DO have to draw your attention
View GalleryView the gallery Right now Natalie Maines of the Dixie Chicks is like, "Wait, is that me from 2002? No...?" [Photos: Getty]
View GalleryOh, Jessie J, you can stop listening. Because TRUST ME, you do not want to know what I am saying right now. [Photo: WENN]
Read moreI don't even know what is happening here, but I suspect I endorse it: I THINK her tee-shirt reads, "I am a primadonna. And you?" Personally, I like to think of myself as a pre-Madonna. (I don't even know what that means,
Read moreView the gallery Marchesa has done it again. If by "it" you mean "made a young person look like a deranged old bride who was locked in an attic for thirty years." [Photos: Getty]
View GalleryLet's discuss baggy leather pants. I know that tight does not always mean right, but with leather, doesn't it just end up looking like she is wearing her garbage out to the Dumpster? [Photo: Fame/Flynet]
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View the gallery The raucous rock-concert atmosphere of the Closing Ceremony was a lot more joyous and lively and fun than the alternately grim and bizarre opener, which I suppose is appropriate since by this point nobody was stressed out anymore about their hamstrings, their inward three-and-a-
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On one hand, thank god she didn't wear this to sing for the Queen. On the other hand, I kind of wish she had, because the CAPS LOCK-y post it would have produced would have been entertaining for me to write. All, "HAVE YOU NO RESPECT
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View the gallery I love you, England, and all the crazy paraphernalia you wore to toast the Queen. And by "you" I mean both YOU, reader currently wearing Union Jack sunglasses, and also you, Grace Jones. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery It is perhaps possible that I have suffered a secret head injury recently -- I tried, for example, to pick up a burner on my stove to clean it today (GLAMOROUS) without recalling that a mere two seconds earlier, said burner was on (BURNY), so I am clearly
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