New Year's Eve Fugs and Fabs
View the gallery The logical assumption is that I wore this exact same thing to ring in 2016. [Photos: Getty, Fame/Flynet]
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View the gallery The logical assumption is that I wore this exact same thing to ring in 2016. [Photos: Getty, Fame/Flynet]
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I felt bad for Jessie J when she went out to present something with Mark Wahlberg, and had to endure the most mind-numbingly dumb patter that amounted to this: "You're British." "Yes." "Your accent sounds different than mine." "Yes."
Read moreView the gallery Nicole Kidman was at the Berlin Film Festival RIGHT before the Grammys. She must have hightailed it there straight off the plane. I don't look that good even when I slowly go someplace direct from my house. [Photos: Splash, Getty]
View GalleryView the gallery This outfit says, "I am so tired and I just want to go home and put on a Snuggie." [Photos: Getty]
View GalleryView the gallery All of these people are so over jingling and balls by now. [Photos: Fame/Flynet, Getty, Splash]
View GalleryView the gallery Oh, Beyonce. Static Cling Syndrome is more of a Solange move, no? [Photos: Splash, Fame/Flynet]
View GalleryView the gallery I'm so late with this. Maybe it's because when it was happening, I hadn't hung my own Christmas decorations yet, so ball-jingling felt premature. [Photos: Getty, Splash]
View GalleryView the gallery As you know, in general I cannot resist a metallic. But some of these may be...resistible. [Photos: Getty, Splash, Fame/Flynet]
View GalleryView the gallery This red carpet is very shiny, and also well-weighted with women who use merely a single initial as a surname. [Photos: AKM/GSI]
View GallerySometimes I think she just pops out of the house looking normal (and gorgeous) to remind us that she can do it: Like a quick jaunt back to Regulartown to recalibrate, and then tomorrow she'll be out and about again wearing a leotard and three Hula Hoops. [Photo:
Read moreView the gallery Three's a (dubious) trend. Some of these are better than others. PREPARE THYSELF. [Photos: Getty, Fame/Flynet]
View GalleryView the gallery Um, the Emmys are tonight. The red carpet is starting LITERALLY RIGHT NOW. NO TIME TO LINGER.
View GalleryView the gallery Let's check in with one of our Wacky Fug Favorites, shall we? [Photo: Fame/Flynet]
View GalleryView the gallery Tights are not pants. You know what else tights are not? SLEEVES. THIS WHOLE OUTFIT IS SOLD IN THE INTIMATES SECTION. [Photos: AKM/GSI]
View GallerySuddenly, I know EXACTLY what Jessie J is going to look like in 50 years, when I'm having her over for mai tais on the lanai: Exactly like this but presumably with a crazy old lady beehive. This is one of those outfits, seriously, where I look at
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