Oh my god, you guys, I just CAN NOT: I want to stab you in the arm with a plastic fork, Jessica Szhor. What is even happening here? That is a Spanx-brand body slimmer you just bought for $49.99 at Macy's and it is supposed to
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"Yeah, okay, fine, my lower half is tailored like a living room window. But lemme just say this..." "It is CURTAINS for whoever told me it was called Pantsery Barn." [Photo: Pacific Coast News]
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Well. Absolutely nothing about this is convincing me that this needs to be The Summer of Hirsuite Tube Tops and Nipple Stains. [Photo: WENN]
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View the gallery I'm sure more pictures from yesterday's third day of Coachella are still rolling in, but here's what I've rounded up from the weekend so far -- including Paris and Perry in panties, Emma Roberts pushing it again with patterned pants,
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You know, now that Vanessa has been bounced from Gossip Girl, Jessica Szohr may wish she hadn't marketed herself for SoBe as "Vanessa from Brooklyn," because now she just kind of sounds like a stripper who isn't telling you her real information. Like, "
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So, have you heard Jessica Szhor's SoBe ads? I think we've talked about them in this space before, but if not, she opens her radio spots by noting that we may know her as "Vanessa from Brooklyn." NEVER are the words "Gossip Girl&
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View the gallery So apparently, as the world girded its loins for -- and then eventually spent five hours or so watching -- the royal wedding, it seems life did not screech to a halt for everyone. In fact, Us Weekly threw a party. I know, I know, it feels like every
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This dress is, I think, actually totally cute, even if the bottom of it looks a little bit like what would happen if you mixed Astro-turf with Brillo-pads, and therefore I know that if I were there I would be unable to to resist wandering up to Jessica
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And so it begins! Remember, the photos we use are just illustrative (and to, we hope, make an entertaining post). We encourage you always to check the contestants' archives on this site -- easily found by clicking here and starting to type the person's name into the Featured
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A tale as old as time: Girl goes shopping, girl finds skirt she likes, girl realizes she doesn't own anything that goes with said skirt, girl justifies purchasing skirt by saying to herself, "Whatever, I'll figure something out when I get home." In that
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Jessica Szohr looked like a house at Marchesa on Wednesday. [Photo: Splash News]By which I do NOT mean, she looked large. I mean, she looked like the time my neighbors went out of town, and the husband's friends decided to mess with them by coming over and
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Jessica Szohr reminds me of Christmas morning. Because there's always at least one present someone wrapped with paper that was cut too big, so it hangs loosely around its cargo and it's taped to within an inch of its life in the hope that everything will
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