Y'all know how much we love Tami Taylor around these parts, so this pains me: But this is so not a Globes dress. This is a luncheon dress. This is a daytime movie premiere for an animated kids film dress. This is a friend's bridal shower,
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Romola Garei was nominated for The Hour, on which she was great, but I always felt like she got overlooked for how major she was in Atonement also. And obviously in Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights, which is of similar emotional heft. But this not okay. It's peculiar. It&
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I do not even get what's going on with this dress: It's so half-assed. I know we make Project Runway jokes a lot, but this seriously looks like what Tim Gunn would call "student work." I suspect part of the problem is that
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View the gallery I know Emily just had a baby, but she seems to be bouncing back awfully well. Surely a blue satin bathrobe wasn't her only option. Couldn't Miuccia have whipped out something cute and unique for her while they were custom-designing Zooey'
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View the gallery I suspect there's some joke in here about how HER globes are...you know, something something something complimentary something, but suffice it to say: Salma is really so hot. When she and Antonio Banderas popped up during the awards ceremony, Heather and I were both
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View the gallery There's always a point in the awards shows where one of us wails, "NO MORE NUDE DRESSES." Except this year, in the final analysis, there was actually a lot of color on the carpet -- a refreshing amount -- and not even entirely obvious ones.
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View the gallery It occurs to me that I really like the name "Octavia." It's so classy. Which is how Ms Spencer looked all weekend, in case you were wondering. Let's revisit it!
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View the gallery Shailene had been doing pretty well in the runup to the Globes. She picked a bad night to stumble into a puddle of yawn. Maybe that's why she changed into those nutty shoes at the afterparty: wet feet. [Photos: Getty]
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Let's start with the positives: I like her hair, and the color, and her earrings, and her TV show, and her Sarah Palin impression, and the fact that she kicked off the trend of reminding girls it is cool to be smart. Oh, and I like that this
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Gross. I'm sorry, but I'm so impatient with something this terrible and embarrassing. You know how it gets obnoxious when Lady Gaga swoops in wearing an ovum and steals the red carpet away from every single other person who was excited to attend the Grammys? That&
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I love this picture. The two dudes behind Nicole Kidman probably didn't even register with each other, but in the photo, it looks like they had a "One, two, three, BREAK" mind-meld where they decided to photobomb her at the same time (that, or they&
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First of all: Dianna's eyes look AMAZING here. The color is so arresting -- I don't think I've ever really noticed them before. Way to have enviable genetic material, sister: Second: the top of this gown in all its many laser-cut-swan glory, is
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View the gallery For someone who, essentially, nobody had ever heard of before Cannes last May, Jessica Chastain is doing a really good job staying composed and keeping it interesting on the red carpet. That said, those are also very watered-down, tactful compliments to cover the fact that I&
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When Thomas Jane popped up on TV last night, I must admit that I screamed at Heather, "OH MY GOD HEATHER HEATHER THOMAS JANE LOOK HEATHER LOOK AT WHAT THOMAS JANE IS WEARING LOOK:" He's straight out of Bonanza, you guys! But don't worry.
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View the gallery Well, if anyone was going to pull it off, it was going to be Charlize. When we saw this on TV, I was bummed out by the washed-out makeup and dull color choice -- but both of those things come off better in photos than they did
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