View the gallery Initially, this felt like someone loaded up an accessory Uzi and fired it at her naked body: small sparkles, large sparkles, tulle, and feathers. It looks like it might weigh three-thousand pounds and be on an endangered species list in at least three countries. And yet.
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I literally find it impossible to believe that Emily Watson looked at this and thought, "great! This is fantastic. Exactly what I wanted." Because while the cut is actually not terrible (although somewhere Stacy London is rolling on the ground, clutching her head in agony over the fact
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This was definitely a year in which the fashion tipped toward prim fronts and open backs -- I mean, in the final accounting, it may have been a record low in terms of cleavage (although those who went for it really WENT for it, ahem, Morena and Erin, although hers is
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Jessica Alba here posed for pictures with Rachel Zoe the night of the Globes, but she famously has been styled by Brad recently, so I don't know if she was just being friendly with Zoe despite the Zoe/Brad situation (which would only be appropriate on both sides,
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View the gallery Well, on the plus side, at least she seemed to be having a grand old time. [Photos: Getty]
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Okay, we've put this off long enough... let's strap in and do this thing: First, I think it is a crazy, crazy thing that she's decided to be a blonde pretty much permanently. And not even just because I love the red; I just
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Back at last year's Globes, I unpopularly liked Angelina Jolie's green sparkly dress; in hindsight I wonder if THIS is the dress I badly wanted that one to be: Still classy, but with a pinch of cleavage. Laura Dern looks radiant. Also, Classy With A Pinch
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Oh, Kelly MacDonald. I have no issue with you, but I am so annoyed with your Boardwalk Empire character right now. (If you're not caught up on season two, stop reading or don't get mad at me for spoiling you in the next couple of sentences.
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View the gallery I didn't get to this earlier because of a case of Rooney Fatigue. It's not her fault. She's just doing her job, promoting her movie, probably not getting a whole lot of sleep. But all my opinions of her outfits start
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I'm sure there is some joke in here about how looking good is the best Revenge, and... Actually, okay. I think that was the joke in there and I just accidentally made it. Carry on! You look great, Victoria Grayson. Don't frame me for any terrorism
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Well, Cameron is definitely FIT... ... but I can't co-sign on this. The front of her dress is bunching so much that it bobs up and down like a roller-coaster for toddlers. And that hair and makeup ages her ten years. I just... I can't.
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Well, she looks good from the neck up: But from the neck down, it makes me want to stab myself in the palm, just to distract myself from it. This may have been my least favorite look of the night -- no, seriously. It's twee AND unflattering AND bridal
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Psst, Georgina: Auditions for the STARZ adaptation for Camelot were, like, three years ago. They've already cancelled it. I know, I know. It's very embarrassing. We'll just pretend this never happened.
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"Pssst." "Hey. You. Yeah, that's right. Remember me? I'm nominated tonight for something nobody watched? And I'm playing Superman's mother in the new movie? Well, I just thought I'd pop by to remind you that I'
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This looked MUCH better on TV than it does in still photos: On TV, it somehow felt more 70s Key Party Chic and less Holy Crap I'm Wearing Something Literally The Same Color As My Skin And Boy Is That Kind of Creepy. I suspect the flashbulbs are
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