Posts tagged: “fugs”

Dakota Johnson in Gucci It doesn't look as low from this angle -- I don't think you notice it so much when she's not moving -- but doesn't it still need a necklace? Something, anything, to try and cover the acreage? Or just... some

Isabelle Huppert in Balenciaga Awesome, I can put my jean jacket on backwards and call it couture. Except hers grew two extra sleeves. This is some real Island of Doctor Moreau shit. One more look at the front. That brooch, and her lipstick and shades and general aura, are doing

A$AP Rocky (in Saint Laurent) and Rihanna (in Alaia) I really love that color on Rihanna. I will take this HAPPILY. Remember THIS? That would've been firmly against the Cannes rules, though honestly, I'd REALLY have enjoyed her breaking them and then watching them freak

Emma Stone in Louis Vuitton I want to like this. I'm tired of eyerolling everything LV gives her. I think if she'd worn this at the shorter length with some interesting shoes, it might have worked better? But, put whoever used to do Michelle Williams on

Kristen Stewart in Chanel They chose NOT to make it a tweedy suit, but this material isn't much better. The micro tie is goofy. This honestly feels like somebody pulled Thom Browne and Miu MIu out of a hat a and then a card that said, "YOUR

Sophie Hunter and Benesling Cannesteloupe Sophie always looks very chic. Her husband seems DELIGHTED by his upper lip, and not even at all perturbed by his arm sling. I hope he's okay. (He seems just dandy.) Rupert Friend and Aimee Mullins Here's Stache #2. He looks

Halle Berry in Chanel This could be worse. I think, as with most Chanel, it would work better if she took one piece of it and then paired it with something very simple. In this case, the pants, but with a basic blouse (and therefore probably not for this event)

J.Law in Dior This is lovely -- it's a recreation of a 1949 dress; I'm glad to see Dior reaching into its design archives. This is well-styled, too. After so many mediocre years with Dior, I'm pleased. with Sissy Spacek and Lynne Ramsay