Cannes Closed With Cate
And other people whose names aren't alliterative!
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And other people whose names aren't alliterative!
View GalleryCate Blanchett in custom Louis Vuitton It was hard to see the details of her cape when the photographers were all in the background, so OH DARN, we must turn to the stairs. This is very regal on her, but something about the hair and makeup doesn't feel
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I mean, we are still grading on a curve here.
View GalleryHeidi Klum in Stephane Rolland This is objectively still wacky but it's wacky in a somber way, which is (a) weird for Heidi and (b) extra weird for this particular party. Renée Rapp in custom Gap Studio Likewise, this is fine and she looks nice but also like
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Less shiny than past years, tbh.
View GalleryCiara in Bronx and Banco This event was at the Fontainebleau in Las Vegas, and this look IS properly showgirl-y. I think the top doesn't fit great, but you know. It's Ciara. She could show up wearing a Trader Joe's bag and I&
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But still some bad outfits, and that's what matters.
View GalleryAndrea Riseborough Andrea also, in this moment, kind of looks like Jack White. Or Severus Snape. BOTH. The coat dress might be great; the blouse; hilarious. Colman Domingo He is a breath of fresh air. Taraji P. Henson This is a hot lopsided mess. Odell Beckham Jr. I... am... curious
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A distraction from Cannes!
View GalleryCate Blanchett This is ablouse from 2022 that Cate herself wore in 2023. Back then I wondered if the belt was too much; serves me right, because yes, she got rid of it, but seems to have replaced it with TWO? I want the old one back, but with this
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And I almost missed it!
View GallerySarah Jessica Parker This is Dorothy Gale, all grown up. And with better shoes. Yes, I said it. I THINK I mean it? And then for some reason, on the same day, she swapped in better gingham but worse shoes. Make it make sense. This feels like she's
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For L'Oreal, I assume.
View GalleryHelen Mirren This is so theatrical from Helen. I kind of LOVE IT? That necklace is hilarious and must weigh ten tons. I also love her black manicure with this. She's a completist. Cara Delevingne in Ashi Studio Is L'Oreal Paris making jewelry now, because they
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To promote Affeksjonsverdi.
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