View the gallery All I know is, any event that brings together the likes of Hailee Steinfeld and Tony Goldwyn and Ben McKenzie and Jessica Szohr and Catherine Keener that is NOT some kind of awards show is pretty much beyond my comprehension. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery So, they had a red carpet -- complete with fans! -- at the E! upfronts, and yet Giuliana and Seacrest were walking the carpet rather than working it. I can't deal with that level of self-reflexiveness. [Photo: Getty and WENN]
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View the gallery Apparently, the Summer of Sony involves a bunch of celebrities going to Cancun to promote their movies, at which point all the women in said films have to get trussed up in cocktails dresses and heel while the men look, you know, like they're on
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View the gallery All I know is, if I get to be Elaine Stritch's age and I'm not swanning around exactly like this, then I'm doing it wrong. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery It's practically camouflage. It's quilted for absorbency. It's awkward and weird. Doing the math, I have no choice but to conclude that Is Drew Barrymore wearing a modified Hunting Slanket. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery In five more years I foresee a new Internet game called "RDJ or Tim Burton?" [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery I was wondering why Gwyneth skipped out on the Iron Man 3 shenanigans happening in London. I guess when a jeweler asks you to come hang out at its big ball, you call the studio and tell it you don't want to see the movie
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View the gallery Technically, they're not all little black dresses -- some of them might just be little darkly colored dresses. And actually some of them aren't little, and one of them isn't a dress. So let's revise: Basically, it seems like a
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View the gallery So I think Call Me Crazy is a movie about mental illnesses, which is a very important and serious topic, but given that it is Lifetime we're talking about, I REALLY hoped it was actually about five women who snapped and killed people/threw people
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View the gallery Dear Coachella, Thank you for bringing the crazy. Never leave us. Love, People Who Love The Crazy [Photos: Getty, WENN, Pacific Coast News, Splash, and Fame/Flynet]
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View the gallery Remember when I was JUST saying Hollywood needs to keep having lots of parties? I need to add that it WOULD be okay if they spread them out a little through the week. Just a thought. [Photos: WENN, Splash]
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View the gallery It is a weird world indeed where Michelle Williams is doing something that both Posh Spice AND Kate Gosselin did first. [Photos: Pacific Coast News, WENN]
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View the gallery Man, it was the Fughara Desert out there for a while, and now EVERYONE is coming out to play. Bless you, Hollywood. I never thought I'd say this, but HAVE MORE PARTIES. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery I don't recall anyone talking about this movie before Tom Cruise abruptly started making the international rounds, and still nobody is talking about it now that it's premiering here. In other words, Oblivion may be an apt name for its eternal fate. [Photos:
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View the gallery I always read "Oceana" as "Oceanic" and think of LOST. Do not get on that plane, you guys. [Photos: Getty]
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