View the gallery I was going to make a snide joke about how I wonder if Biel will ever work again -- I keep forgetting she was in Hitchcock -- and then IMDb reminded me that there is a rumor that the David O. Russell movie she made with Jake Gyllenhaal in
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View the gallery Finally, Jessica Chastain makes an appearance at the festival that essentially birthed her. For that reason I think I will always be disappointed if she doesn't go so big that Texas abruptly shudders with a sudden inferiority complex. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery Welcome back, Sharon Stone. [Photos: Getty, WENN]
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View the gallery "Are you there, God? It's me, Bradley." [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery When this was shown during Paris Fashion Week, I wrote that it was gorgeous but "a bit eau de pinafore," and that I'd be curious to see if it worked in real life (read: the red carpet, which is the realest context any
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View the gallery Two steps forward, one step back with this one. And by "this one," I do mean Carey. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery In which I serve you a melange of random celebrities from (close to) the A list, all the way down to... well, let's just say a place where letters have no meaning. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery All hail the unexpected return of The Carrie Diaries! Between that and Hart of Dixie, The CW is thoughtfully keeping our fugcapping racket in business. However, the network also has a show about Mary, Queen of Scots, called Reign; some weird looking alien-human yada-yada called
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View the gallery It must really sting Lindsay Lohan that there is a high-profile movie about something that happened to her, and yet a high-profile movie is not itself happening to her. [Photos: Getty, Fame/Flynet]
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View the gallery We need to discuss how bizarre the notion is of Robin Williams and Sarah Michelle Gellar as sitcom-costars. And yet, The Crazy Ones exists, which should probably be re-punctuated The Crazy One(s). Instead of promoting most of the actual shows, CBS did behind-the-
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View the gallery This is so trashy that I keep expecting Oscar the Grouch to pop out of her navel. Heidi Klum, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery I know this is sacrilege, but y'all, I was really super bored by the Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. clip from upfronts. The Once Upon A Time spinoff even looked better, and that -- while potentially legitimately okay in some aspects -- involves a
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View the gallery Come for the Junior Knowles; stay for two fug favorites who MAY have left their signature nonsense at home. LADIES. CANNES IS NOT THE TIME TO CLEAN UP ONE'S ACT. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery The Cannes opening ceremony was basically an excuse for YET ANOTHER Gatsby premiere. I feel like a toddler up in here: "Are we THERE YET?" [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery I am tired of the jumpsuit being king. Can the king be dead? Or, you know, comatose for a really long time so that one of his heirs has to step in and really revolutionize things? [Photos: Getty]
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