View the gallery I wish more celebs had traipsed to Vegas for Britney's first show there, but at least the two most famous ones in attendance were up to their usual shenanigans. [Photos: WENN]
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View the gallery Don't get sucked into this orbit, Kiernan. Don't do it. Stay strong. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery I hope Matthew McConaughey and Camila Alves are for real. Not because I have anything invested in it, but because something about McConanghey suggests to me that if you ever hit on him, he'd deliver a long, folksy, very polite monologue about how, like, building
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View the gallery THE RETURN OF LOHAN. (Plus Katie Holmes, Anna Kendrick, and Miley. It's a weird melange this morning. Brace yourselves.) [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery Our cups ranneth over yesterday, so we're getting a dressier Saturday slideshow than usual. I just couldn't NOT share the back bow. It's like she's wearing the masthead of this Web site, except not in a fun way. [Photos:
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View the gallery I am bracing myself for several weeks of Julia. (Several Weeks of Julia is my new novel, obviously. It's like Julie and Julia except I'm trying to be Julia Roberts and it ends with me being so annoying in the process that Heather
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View the gallery In which Amy Adams only reinforces my hoarding tendencies. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery No matter how you feel about Kim Kardashian, this is a huge improvement by any measure, unless your particular yardstick is wanting an even cleavage-to-face ratio. That said, I do have some notes. Of course. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery If it's Tuesday, there must be a country music awards show! [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery The Desolation of Smaug sounds so much like the title of a really pretentious psychology book. [Photos: Splash]
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View the gallery Sans Jennifer Lawerence (she WAS at the photo call earlier; I have no idea what happened, because it seems unusual that she'd miss the New York. She's been having health issues, so I hope she is well. Stay alive, J Law!). Luckily, Renner
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View the gallery Great cause; GREAT look on my face when I saw this photograph. This is the blouse Satan wore in 1982, when he experimented briefly with becoming a woman and read a LOT of Jackie Collins and Barbara Taylor Bradford for inspiration. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery She's got her Carte Blanchett out and she's not afraid to use it. (I guess she's never afraid to use it. Another reason I kind of want her to write a self-help book.) [Photos: Getty
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View the gallery In which we pop in and see what everyone who was born into or married into a variety of royal families have gotten into lately. Princess Letizia visited the United States! Sophie Wessex hung out with a cyborg! Prince Harry grew a beard! Kate wore a tiara!
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View the gallery December is the time when awards shows crawl out of the woodwork. [Photos: Getty]
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