View the gallery Prepare yourself for denim short shorts, an avalanche of flowered crowns, a preponderance of fringe, and one UNHOLY ALLIANCE. I miss Vanessa Hudgens. [Photos: Getty, Fame/Flynet]
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View the gallery Jessica frequently types "WORDS" as a placeholder -- which, as you know, we sometimes publish by accident and it reads as speechlessness -- and I veer between using that and just "F." Both apply here. WORDS. F. F-WORDS. SO MUCH F'ING WORDS.
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View the gallery Well. This is all over the place. As usual. [Photos: Fame/Flynet]
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View the gallery So maybe I should see one of these movies sometime. There are probably people who will be as horrified to learn I'm a Fast & Furious virgin as I am when people tell me they don't bother with Harry Potter. [Photos: Fame/Flynet]
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View the gallery We're getting there. We will eventually achieve Full Joan in life as in fiction. I have faith. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery It's hard to top Taylor and Madonna, even in green thigh-highs and a matching fur. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery The good news is, this event brought with it SO MANY PATTERNS. [Photos: Fame/Flynet]
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View the gallery Here's everyone else who wasn't wearing a detachable skirt. (Except Elisabeth Moss, who is currently in a play on Broadway, which is why I presume she was absent. And Jessica Pare, who just had a baby. And Alexis Bledel who wasn't
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View the gallery I feel like Gwen is the other side of the Reese Witherspoon Coin of being often photographed out and about, going about her biz. I PERSONALLY skew way more Witherspoon in my personal wardrobe, but Gwen is awfully cool. Well, usually. [Photos: Fame/Flynet]
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View the gallery The first event of the Mad Men farewell tour seems like as good a time as any to discuss all of Fug Nation's theories about where the season will go. So have at it in the comments, once you're done marveling that MOST
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View the gallery Kerry Washington may have won the night. At last! [Photos: Fame/Flynet]
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View the gallery I am NOT excited about her new Dior deal if this is what we're going to be dealing with in the upcoming year. #SaveRihanna [Photos: Fame/Flynet]
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View the gallery I didn't realize this was back already! Has winter finally arrived? [Photos: Getty, Fame/Flynet]
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View the gallery Yes, it was Bieber's night, but if you think I'm not opening with Martha Stewart coyly peeking through a curtain like she is your surprise sexy dessert, then you don't know me. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery Well, some of this IS savage, it's true. [Photos: Getty, Splash, Fame/Flynet]
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