View the gallery I confess that I kind of have no idea what's happening on Revenge at the moment. Um, people are double-crossing people? In the first two episodes back from the break: Victoria Grayson paid to have Suspected Murderer Daniel beat up in prison so he
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View the gallery So, ever since Lifetime announced it was making a series version of The Client List, we have had it on our radar. How could we not? The TV movie was such a delicious shlockfest, full of Kind Touching and temporary coke-whoring, and of course the obligatory
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View the gallery "HOLA LOVERS. Last week you voted away one of my favorite pets. I saved her life. I am going to win a Nobel peace thingy for being full of humaniwhateverism. But this week? I come dressed for BATTLE."
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View the gallery Apologies for the tardiness of this fug-cap. I jacked up my left wrist -- I am left-handed -- and typing has been curiously painful and horrifying in the way in the way I only generally expect from those sections of Real Housewives reunions where everyone is screaming
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View the gallery There is just something really poetic about a man in a hat with chains on it relentlessly cuddling his cat. I keep expecting one of these interviews ending in the cat offering an opinion, possibly in Liza Minnelli's voice. Just because. Also: bonus Bieber (if
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View the gallery I am going to miss this show if it gets cancelled, which everyone tells me is super likely even though I think bitches be crazy if they take SMG off the air, ratings be damned -- and it's not like Gossip Girl is so gold-plated
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View the gallery Tonight is the Ringer finale, possibly FOREVER, so this is one of the last chances on GFY to come forth and bask in the House of Gruffuddor (unless he shows up next on, say, 90210, which fortunately for him seems very unlikely). Since this entire hour took
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View the gallery I skipped an episode in here somewhere because of the DirecTV brouhaha with our local CW affiliate, but who cares? None of it mattered after Chuck Bass wore this. He's like an oompa loompa in marathon training.
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View the gallery I admit to being pleased that this show is BACK. Here's what happened this week: Zoe Hart's father came to town to operate on George's Dad, because George's Dad had a heart attack whilst George was yelling at him
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View the gallery Man, the universe was against me on this one: First, the director of Cruel Intentions did this episode, and they did NOT put Ronald in it, even for a single second, even in the background teaching a panting schoolgirl how to bow her cello in both euphemistic
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View the gallery Let's put it this way: Before DirecTV settled with Tribune and gave back my CW feed in time for One Tree Hill, I was contemplating finding Christina to see if her head was picking up the channel.
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View the gallery "HOLA LOVERS! Did I not tell you? Last week, when they taunted me with a girl who looks like the other girl in the movie with all the lies about vampires, and they put her in pants? And I said NO, just like that, en español,
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View the gallery So, what does a lady wear when she's trying to purr about the erotic allure of your green energy initiatives? A surprisingly high-necked shirt, actually. Seems like a misfire, no? Also: BLOOD, and more frothy gruffudding than one slide can ably contain.
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View the gallery This show has more pink than a Victoria's Secret store. And more cleavage, actually.
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View the gallery "HOLA LOVERS. Psst. Vengan aqui. Do you see? Do you see up here how I cling to Love In A Smellevator all of a sudden? It is because of Randy and his chest pins. Lovers, is he trying to steal the show from me? He knows
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